Girl Crazy (1943)
Mickey Rooney: Danny Churchill Jr.
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Quotes
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Polly Williams : Hi ya Church, hows your steeple?
Danny Churchill, Jr. : So long Polly, watch your crackers!
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Danny Churchill, Jr. : [to Ginger] Nice day, isn't it?
[pause]
Danny Churchill, Jr. : Nice day yesterday.
[pause]
Danny Churchill, Jr. : What do you think the chances are for tomorrow?
[pause]
Danny Churchill, Jr. : Say, you by any chance aren't related to Harpo Marx, are you?
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Danny Churchill, Jr. : Would you do something for me? Well, remember the kiss that I gave you this afternoon? Would you mind giving it back to me?
Ginger Gray : Oh, well, if that's the way you feel about it.
[kiss]
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Danny Churchill, Jr. : Say, you gonna be busy on Sunday, say, in about fifty years?
Ginger Gray : No, I don't think so.
Danny Churchill, Jr. : Would you like to help me celebrate my golden wedding anniversary?
Ginger Gray : I'd love to, if you don't think your wife would mind.
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Danny Churchill, Jr. : You mean Cody? You don't mean to tell me that you're a student there?
Ginger Gray : No, I carry the mail.
Danny Churchill, Jr. : Government's making a big mistake. They ought to - put your picture on the postage stamps.
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Danny Churchill, Jr. : What's so funny?
Ginger Gray : Oh, the strange things you see when you haven't got a gun.
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Ginger Gray : You are the most precocious, overconfident, spoiled young man, I've ever had the misfortune to meet.
Danny Churchill, Jr. : I think you're cute too.
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Ginger Gray : You're a quitter. Why, you've been eating ice cream with a silver spoon in a nice fat college for a long time that when you get out here with plain people, you run for cover.
Danny Churchill, Jr. : Wait a minute. Now it's my turn. Did anyone tell you that you've got a face like a two-week vacation - with pay? Did anyone ever tell you you've got a nose cute enough to write a song about? Did anyone tell you when a girl like you starts talking about a fellow like me it means only one thing, that you're falling madly in love with him?
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Danny Churchill, Jr. : Did anyone ever tell you that a fellow in my state of mind is apt to kiss a girl in your state of mind?
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Danny Churchill, Jr. : Practically every college in the country was made famous by some event. And you know what's going to be the springboard for Cody College? A Western rodeo. Once a year we'll bring back the West. Daniel Boone!
Ginger Gray : Jesse James and Buffalo Bill.
Danny Churchill, Jr. : A hundred beautiful girls
Ginger Gray : On horseback.
Danny Churchill, Jr. : Glorious costumes. Happy. Carefree.
Ginger Gray : Gay!
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'Rags' : Mr. Churchill, I knew you wasn't gonna walk out on us.
Danny Churchill, Jr. : You did? How?
'Rags' : Well, I wasn't one of those taxi jockeys in New York all those years for nothin'. You ain't the kind of guy that'll hop out of a cab in the middle of traffic just because the meter's gonna jump.
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Marjorie Tait : Do you think you have time to meet 12 beautiful girls?
Danny Churchill, Jr. : Not more than six at a time.
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Danny Churchill, Jr. : Cody College... 8 miles
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Ginger Gray : Were you always out of your mind?
Danny Churchill, Jr. : No, no just lately.
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Danny Churchill, Jr. : He certainly does pack a terrific wallop.
Ginger Gray : Who?
Danny Churchill, Jr. : Mr. Put-Your-Cards-On-The-Table.
[scoffs]
Ginger Gray : He's a very nice fella.
Danny Churchill, Jr. : Yes. He's a very nice fella, just the guy to get Juliet off the balcony.
Ginger Gray : Well, there are other things besides making love.
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Dean Phineas Armour : Supposing we just forget all about it.
Henry Lathrop : Yes, sir, but the student council.
Dean Phineas Armour : Hoot on the student council. There's my glass.
[Pulls out a pair of glasses]
Dean Phineas Armour : If this young man thinks we're a...
Danny Churchill, Jr. : A diljo?
Dean Phineas Armour : A diljo, that's his privilege. We're still in America, aren't we?
Henry Lathrop : Yes, sir.
Dean Phineas Armour : Well that gives him a right to cal us a diljo.
[to Danny]
Dean Phineas Armour : As for you, young man, supposing you stop unpacking, packing and resigning... and start learning something around here? Huh?
Danny Churchill, Jr. : Yes, sir,
Dean Phineas Armour : Well, get going, both of you.
[They start to leave]
Dean Phineas Armour : Oh, just a minute. There's another American custom.
[Walks over and puts their hands together for a handshake; they smile and shake]
Dean Phineas Armour : Well, don't stand there like Ike and Mike, scoot.
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Danny Churchill, Jr. : My name is Danny Churchill. I'm from New York. Free, white and - lonesome.
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Danny Churchill, Jr. : I just happened to be in the neighborhood and I thought I'd drop by to tell you that you're the best-looking automobile mechanic I've ever seen.
Ginger Gray : Traveling salesman, huh?
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Danny Churchill, Jr. : [singing] Oh, I'm the chappie, To make you happy, I'll tie your shoesies, And chase your bluesies, Oh, lady, would you? Oh, lady, could you use me?
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Danny Churchill, Jr. : I'll dig you later, Tom.
Tommy Dorsey : Solid!
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Danny Churchill, Jr. , Ginger Gray : [last lines - singing] Who could ask for anything more?
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Danny Churchill, Jr. : Why not make the school coeducational?
Mr. Churchill Sr. : Oh, no.
Danny Churchill, Jr. : Dad, didn't I tell you girls had a future?
Mr. Churchill Sr. : I always said you were girl crazy. I was wrong! You're just crazy!
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[first lines]
'Jeeves' : Where to, Mr. Churchill?
Danny Churchill, Jr. : Some large, bright, gay place.
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'Rags' : Hey, where's Whitey?
Danny Churchill, Jr. : Whitey? Ha-ha! Oh, Whitey hit the road.