The Last Time I Saw Archie (1961)

Jack Webb: William 'Bill' Bowers

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• William 'Bill' Bowers : And that was when the Vigaro hit the Mixmaster.

• William 'Bill' Bowers : No luck huh?

  Archie Hall : Oh this goes way, way beyond luck, buddy. I think we may have finally reached the point where we're operating in the realm of the supernatural.

• Archie Hall : Were you as shocked as I was about the fuss all those guys put up about us getting passes?

  William 'Bill' Bowers : It wasn't that so much as it was that we were the only two in our barracks not on that KP list. Several of them were muttering something about "those two no-good duty sergeant-bribing gold-bricks who better not show their faces around there again."

  Archie Hall : Well, what makes them think it's such a treat for US to show THEM our faces?

• Peggy Kramer : Why didn't you call Cindy, Arch? You weren't too nice to her this afternoon.

  Archie Hall : That's funny; I didn't think she was being very nice to me.

  Peggy Kramer : C'mon, now. She's been out with you every night for weeks, and just because she had something she had to do one night...

  William 'Bill' Bowers : WHAT did she have to do?

  Peggy Kramer : [Oriental music softly in the background]  She had to meet with some other Japanese spies to complete their plans for blowing up the Grand Canyon, Bill.