Quotes
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Konsul Otto Keyser : [Michael Lutz, Otto Keyser and Marion are stranded on an island with no food or water. Polizeikommandant, with 4 policemen, shows up in a police-boat, and arrests only Michael Lutz.] But, General, you can't leave us on an island with no food or water. Take us with you.
Polizeikommandant Pepe : This is a police-boat, not a pleasure-boat.
Marion Keyser : [pleading] You can't leave us here to starve.
Polizeikommandant Pepe : [pointing to Michael Lutz] That man is arrested.
Konsul Otto Keyser : Then arrest me, too. Please, please.
Polizeikommandant Pepe : [blandly] I have no reason.
Konsul Otto Keyser : How about insulting an official?
Polizeikommandant Pepe : [thinks about it] Yeah.
Konsul Otto Keyser : You silly twerp!
Polizeikommandant Pepe : [gets angry, yells to guards] Arrest him!
Konsul Otto Keyser : Marion, make sure that you come, too.
Marion Keyser : Yes, papa.
[She slaps the Polizeikommandant, and she promptly gets arrested.]