Marc Porel: Alfredo, Fred
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Quotes
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Fred : ...And who gets it?
Norma : Well, why not ask the Captain?
Fred : No, I mean who gets to go to bed with you? Do I?
Tony : Or, Do I?
Norma : You both may!
Fred : What a sport you are! One of us gets it first by my rules. I'm against threesomes!
Norma : Oh, but after I screw you, I can screw him. Bring a couple of friends if you want to. You take a woman to bed, and what do you give to her? When you reach your extent of possibility, I mean after only one, or two or three orgasms - we women have more in us than you think - I'm prepared to go all night.
[Fred and Tony mutter incoherently and make for the door]
Norma : My dear cocksmen, we girls have to work hard for the inadequate performance we get. We play to your masculine conceit, and make you feel like supermen.
[Tony lights Norma a cigarette]
Norma : Then you invite us to meals with a hundred courses, and you're through after the appetizer.
Fred : Well, listen to Mae West!
Norma : Only if we love someone do we ever get cheated. Then we don't mind how much he fails in bed. I just don't happen to love you.
Fred : Okay, okay - so we go to bed together. Who gets it first?
Norma : As you say, you go together!
Fred : No way!
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Tony : I am able to convince you, that a woman's superiority is a fable.
Norma : Terms like inferior and superior go with male phallocracy.
Rick Conti : Phallo-what?
Norma : Phallocracy.
Fred : That means keeping women in their proper place with a stiff rod. She supposes all men are like the one or two queers she's had in her bed.
Norma : When the fox can't reach the grapes, he says they're sour.
Fred : Well, I've tired out as many as they come, so what do you say?
Norma : They already tired you.
Tony : Come on, Fred!
Fred : I'll bring it up in the morning.
Norma : What a surprise!
