Sat, Mar 1, 1980
A man (Dennis Morgan) causes a crisis of faith for an old flame (Jane Wyman), who has become a nun. A woman (Phyllis Davis) pursues a shy astronomer (Arte Johnson), thinking he is a famous sex therapist (Bert Parks) traveling incognito. Celia Elliot's (Maureen McCormick) pushy mom (Audrey Meadows) nags her to find a rich husband.
Sat, Nov 1, 1980
Vicki (Jill Whelan) develops a strong attachment to Mrs. Evans (Debbie Reynolds) and sees her as a surrogate mother; Mr. McMann (Ted Knight) is due to be married but can't say the words, "I do"; Emily's (Charlene Tilton) estranged fiancé (Lloyd Alan) comes back; Doc (Bernie Kopell) sends Gopher (Fred Grandy) on a wild goose chase to get him away from the judges (Dawn Wells and Ann Jillian) and he ends up in jail.
Sat, Nov 8, 1980
Air Force Major Ross Latham (Robert Culp), his passive wife Nara (Nobu McCarthy) and an aggressive old girlfriend (Jo Ann Pflug) are on the cruise, at the same time. Two brothers (Al Corley and Mark Pinter) share the honeymoon suite. Texas oil magnate Mason Fleers (Dale Robertson) takes the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders aboard to impress several of his clients, including Mideastern Prince Hasssan (Pat Harrington Jr.), who thinks that one of the cheerleaders is a permanent gift for him.
Sat, Nov 22, 1980
A famous movie star (Loni Anderson) disguises herself as her own secretary, in order to enjoy some privacy; but, as the secretary, she finds love with a fellow passenger (Charles Frank). Julie (Lauren Tewes) contemplates marrying a wealthy bachelor (Robert Stack), who is entering the Acapulco Steeplechase. Isaac (Ted Lange) and Gopher (Fred Grandy) sneak a horse on board to enter the upcoming race. Horse owner Paul Willis (Allen Ludden) neglects to tell his wife (Betty White) the real reason for their cruise, and feeling neglected, she seek company with another passenger (David Doyle); The Village People also have a horse entered in the steeplechase.