Life of Brian (1979)

Bernard McKenna: Parvus, Official Stoners Helper, Giggling Guard

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• Mr. Big Nose : I'll get you for this, you bastard.

  Parvus : Oh, yeah?

  Mr. Big Nose : Oh, yeah. Don't worry. I never forget a face.

  Parvus : No?

  Mr. Big Nose : I warned you. I'm going to punch you so hard, you Roman git!

  Parvus : Shut up, you Jewish turd!

  Mr. Big Nose : Who are you calling Jewish? I'm not Jewish! I'm a Samaritan!

  Gregory : A Samaritan? This is supposed to be a Jewish section.

• Parvus : It doesn't matter! You're all going to die in a day or two.

  Gregory : It may not matter to you, Roman, but it certainly matters to us. Doesn't it, darling?

  Mrs. Gregory : Oh, rather.

  Gregory : Under the terms of the Roman occupancy, we're entitled to be crucified in a purely Jewish area.