Happy Birthday, Gemini (1980)

Madeline Kahn: Bunny Weinberger

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Quotes 

• Bunny Weinberger : See, I got connections. You stick with me kid, I get you a job.

• Bunny Weinberger : That's the trouble with you college kids, you ain't got no respect for the workin' man.

• Bunny Weinberger : Yo, Jerry! How's your hammer hangin'?

  Jerry : So long I gotta walk around it, Bun!

• Herschel Weinberger : Honk! Honk!

  Randy Hastings : Toot. Toot.

  Herschel Weinberger : Beep!

  Bunny Weinberger : Stop it!

  Herschel Weinberger : Beep!

  Bunny Weinberger : Stop it with the stupid ass noises.

• Bunny Weinberger : [Herschel wheezing]  He's got asthma. Stop it. Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! You want me to put ragweed in your room again?

  [Herschel stops wheezing] 

• Bunny Weinberger : You hunky white sheik, give me a kiss for good luck!

• Bunny Weinberger : I wanna go for the culture look, today. You know, I wanna be refined. Respectable, yet, irresistible, you know, like Jackie O. Or, Princess Grace. Dolly Parton has the combo.

• Mary O'Donnel : Look at her. No man would invite *that* into his house. She must have raped him!

  Bunny Weinberger : Oh! Oh, I would like to know how you rape a man when you're lying flat on your back?

  Mary O'Donnel : You honor, she's a vicious - and a lustful woman!

• Bunny Weinberger : Watch it. Watch it, Miss Virgin Mary whore! A - I will take your 16 year old son up on his very interesting proposition. And number two, next time you come near me I'm gonna break your legs - not that you know how to use them according to your - eh - hubby.

• Bunny Weinberger : I want a kiss. I want a kiss from everybody, except Lucille. Oh, you. Oh, you, honey bunch! Oh, you, I could eat you. I was a knockout! I was a knockout next to that whiney, that lyin' Mary O'Donnell, that she attacked me to begin with, that I could have been ruptured for life. I said, I could have been ruptured for life. And she is a Catholic! A fuckin' Catholic's supposed to have self control. Ain't that right, Father?

• Bunny Weinberger : So, you know, that Judge looked at me. You know what I mean? The Judge he could not keep his eyes off by boobs. You know what I mean? No, he could not! Here, feel it.

  Randy Hastings : Miss Weinberger!

  Bunny Weinberger : Feel it. Here, feel these grapes of mine.

• Bunny Weinberger : [singing]  Oh, dream maker, you heart breaker, Wherever you're goin', I'm goin' your way, Two drifters, off to see the world, There's such a lot of world to see...

• Bunny Weinberger : You upset over somethin', hon? Would it be a man, by any circumstance?

  Judith Hastings : Maybe.

  Bunny Weinberger : You want my advice? Heat up the coke bottle. You know what I'm talkin' about? Because, men ain't worth shit!

• Bunny Weinberger : Lucille!

  Lucille Pompi : Yeah.

  Bunny Weinberger : What?

  Lucille Pompi : Yeah.

  Bunny Weinberger : You wanna try a few girlie things?

  Lucille Pompi : Yeah!

• Bunny Weinberger : Yo, Sam, how's your jewels janglin'?

• Bunny Weinberger : I don't care for opera that much. You know what I mean? Because - because it ain't, eh, you know, it ain't like - life. You know what I mean? It got all that screamin' in it.

• Bunny Weinberger : I gotta Jew name, but, I'm really Irish. My real name's Murphy.

• Bunny Weinberger : Herschel don't fall down.

  [Herschel falls down] 

  Bunny Weinberger : Oh, shit! Get up! Get up! That suit costs me a fortune to clean! That goddamn chink charges me by the yard.