Airplane II: The Sequel (1982)

Mary Farrell: Alice Wilson

Quotes 

• Jimmy : Dad never slaps me around at home, must be his coffee.

  Jimmy's Mom : No, I've been serving him decaf. Maybe he's just an asshole.

• [the Wilson family arrives at the checkpoint] 

  Porter : Can I help you folks?

  Alice Wilson , John Wilson : Oh, yes, thank you.

  Porter : Aw, is that your dog, son?

  [looking at Scraps, Jimmy's dog] 

  Jimmy Wilson : Yes, his name is Scraps, and he's going to the moon with us.

  Porter : Oh no. No dogs are allowed in the shuttle son. I'm afraid Scraps will have to be shot.

  [pulls out a gun, shoots the dog and the dog falls to the floor] 

  Jimmy Wilson : [shouts, bending towards his dog]  Scraps! He shot him! He shot Scraps! He shot him!

  Porter : Just joking. Blanks, see? Scraps is fine.

  [Dog stands up] 

  Porter , Alice Wilson , John Wilson : [laughing]