Creepshow (1982)
Adrienne Barbeau: Wilma Northrup (segment "The Crate")
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Quotes
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Wilma Northrup : You know what Henry? You're a regular barnyard exhibit. Sheep's eyes, chicken guts, piggy friends... and SHIT for BRAINS!
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Wilma Northrup : I mean, some of these so-called academics make the shark in "Jaws" look like fuckin' Flipper!
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[repeated line]
Wilma Northrup : Just call me Billie, everyone does.
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Wilma Northrup : Now get out of my way, Henry, or I swear to God you'll be wearing your balls for earrings!
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Wilma Northrup : What are you doing creeping around down there? Where's Dex? What kind of a mess has he gotten himself into?
Henry Northrup : Well, it's easier if I just show you, I think. Come on down.
Wilma Northrup : [grabbing Charlie Gereson's smashed glasses] What's this?
Henry Northrup : Oh, I found them on the...
Wilma Northrup : Oh, Henry. Did he beat her?
Henry Northrup : Well...
Wilma Northrup : How bad is she? Is she conscious?
Henry Northrup : [begins laughing] It's easier if your just see for yourself, Wilma.
Wilma Northrup : What are you laughing about? Your best friend gets in a scrape with a girl and you're laughing?
Henry Northrup : [continues laughing] But there's a funny side to it, Wilma! Wait'll you see! You'll think so yourself!
Wilma Northrup : You're hysterical, Henry. That's just what I would've expected.
Henry Northrup : [stops laughing, turns deadly serious] No, I don't think you'll expect this, Wilma. No, this is going to be an entirely new experience.
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Wilma Northrup : So when Parker told me that I was out of line, I told him he oughta get laid. I mean, "Parker," I say. "If you just have your ashes hauled, you wouldn't have to spend all this time playing Emily Vanderbilt!" Or, Emily Van Buren. Whoever that etiquette crotch is!
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Wilma Northrup : Oh, Henry - can't you do anything right?
Henry Northrup : Huh?
Wilma Northrup : 'Huh?' That's what I figured. 'HUH?' That's just what I'd expect from you! I told you half an hour ago to get one of those kids in the monkey suits to bring the car around!
Henry Northrup : [sheepishly] Oh, I - I'm sorry...
Wilma Northrup : Oh, Henry, you are such a little kid! I swear to God you are! I mean were would you be without me to take care of you?