3.3/10
414
20 user 18 critic

Roller Blade (1986)

In a futuristic society, rebels fighting against a fascist state are aided by a group of roller-skating nuns called the Bod Sisters.

Director:

Donald G. Jackson

Writers:

Donald G. Jackson (story), Donald G. Jackson (screenplay) | 1 more credit »
Reviews

Photos

Edit

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Suzanne Solari Suzanne Solari ... Sister Sharon Cross
Jeff Hutchinson Jeff Hutchinson ... Marshall Goodman / The Wong Ryder / Samurai Devil / Three Wise Guys / Spikers
Shaun Michelle Shaun Michelle ... Hunter / Sister Fortune
Katina Garner Katina Garner ... Mother Speed
Sam Mann Sam Mann ... Waco / Samurai devil
Robby Taylor Robby Taylor ... Deputy Samuel / Doctor Saticoy
Christopher Ray ... Little Chris (as Christopher Douglas-Olen Ray)
Erin Michael Erin Michael ... Helpless Victim (as Erin Michael Davidson)
Michael Cofield Michael Cofield ... 'Skate Or Die' Traitor
Pat McClung Pat McClung ... Deputy Phat
Gerald Morrison Gerald Morrison ... The Three Wise Guys
Scott Davis Scott Davis ... The Three Wise Guys
Willy Huggins Willy Huggins ... The Three Wise Guys / Samurai Devil
Ilija Gruenwald Ilija Gruenwald ... Spiker
Joel Shawn Lucero Joel Shawn Lucero ... Spiker
Learn more

More Like This 

Action | Sci-Fi
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  

In a futuristic society, a sword-wielding roller skater fights evil ninjas, punk roller skaters and is sent on an important rescue mission

Director: Donald G. Jackson
Stars: Scott Shaw, Frank Stallone, Karen Black
Action | Adventure | Sci-Fi
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  

In the future, a warrior nun on roller skates must rescue a seer, who is to be sacrificed by a band of mutants.

Director: Donald G. Jackson
Stars: Kathleen Kinmont, John Damon, Elizabeth Kaitan
Frogtown II (1992)
Sci-Fi | Action
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3/10 X  

In the sequel to Hell Comes to Frogtown, the Mutant-Frog leader of Frogtown kidnaps a professor and forces him to make a serum that will turn everyone into Frogs, they also kidnap some ... See full summary »

Director: Donald G. Jackson
Stars: Robert Z'Dar, Denice Duff, Kelsey
Action | Comedy | Sci-Fi
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  

After a worldwide nuclear war, where 68% of the male population was wiped out and virile men becoming a rarity, Sam Hell, a scavenger and a highly virile man, is assigned to help rescue a group of fertile women kidnapped by humanoid frogs.

Directors: Donald G. Jackson, R.J. Kizer
Stars: Julius LeFlore, RCB, Roddy Piper
Action | Sci-Fi
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  

The further adventures of the lone samurai Hawk, as he continues his battle to defeat the evil Pharaoh, Saint Offender and the Black Knight. Guided by his Psychic, Hawk ultimate defeats his adversaries and brings order to the universe.

Director: Donald G. Jackson
Stars: Scott Shaw, Joe Estevez, Allison Coleman
Toad Warrior (1996)
Action | Sci-Fi
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.8/10 X  

The Earth is being swept by a toad plague. Enter, the lone Samurai, Max Hell (Scott Shaw), the Earth's last hope to save the planet from the mad clutches of Mickey O'Malley (Joe Estevez).

Directors: Donald G. Jackson, Scott Shaw
Stars: Scott Shaw, Joe Estevez, Conrad Brooks
Action | Sci-Fi
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  

In a post-apocalyptic world where rollerblading is the chief means of travel, the evil Pharoah sends his minions outside the Wheel Zone to abduct a psychic. The psychic has been trained in ... See full summary »

Director: Donald G. Jackson
Stars: Scott Shaw, Frank Stallone, Karen Black
Action | Adventure | Comedy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  

Lovely and resourceful Daria and Tisa escape a space gulag only to crash land on a nearby world where a guy in tight pants named Zed is playing The Most Dangerous Game. Zed turns the girls ... See full summary »

Director: Ken Dixon
Stars: Elizabeth Kaitan, Cindy Beal, Don Scribner
Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  

A group of teenagers hanging around a cemetery get involved with a satanic priest who calls up a demon from hell.

Directors: Donald G. Jackson, Jerry Younkins
Stars: Christmas Robbins, Val Mayerik, Gunnar Hansen
Action
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  

This is a visual experience for the true aficionado of Zen Filmmaking and Max Hell Frog Warrior.

Directors: Donald G. Jackson, Scott Shaw
Stars: Scott Shaw, Joe Estevez, Jill Kelly
Max Hell Frog Warrior (Video 2002)
Action | Fantasy | Sci-Fi
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  

SCOTT SHAW stars as the lone samurai, MAX HELL, on the trail of the Serum which was unleashed to turn all of humanity into Toads.

Directors: Donald G. Jackson, Scott Shaw
Stars: Scott Shaw, Joe Estevez, Conrad Brooks
Comedy | Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  

A detective embarks on a mission to track down a woman in L.A.'s seedy nightclubs, only to come face-to-face with a blood-thirsty cult of lethally beautiful prostitutes. Is he the next victim of Hollywood's demented Chainsaw Hookers?

Director: Fred Olen Ray
Stars: Gunnar Hansen, Linnea Quigley, John Henry Richardson
Edit

Storyline

In a futuristic society, rebels fighting against a fascist state are aided by a group of roller-skating nuns called the Bod Sisters.

Plot Summary | Add Synopsis

Taglines:

Curvaceous Crusaders Battle to Rebuild a Shattered Land See more »

Genres:

Action | Comedy | Sci-Fi

Certificate:

See all certifications »

Parents Guide:

View content advisory »
Edit

Did You Know?

Connections

Followed by Legend of the Roller Blade Seven (1992) See more »

User Reviews

 
Needs more fans.
21 August 2018 | by Java_JoeSee all my reviews

There are certain bad movies out there that everybody knows. People talk of "Plan Nine From Outer Space" or "Robot Monster" or more recent movies like "The Room" and "Birdemic: Shock and Terror". But this one is seemingly unknown by the majority of people and that's a shame because it's awful in such a good way.

The story, if you can call it that, takes place at some point in the future. There are no cars and the only way to get around is on roller skates. Not roller blades mind you, roller skates. The "blade" part deals with knives because people use them.

There's this doctor character with a mutant hand puppet that wants a magic crystal because something something rule the world. You know, typical bad guy stuff. But in his way are the Bod Sisters, a group of rollerskating nuns armed with knives. There's a sheriff of sorts who speaks in Elizabethan English or maybe it's supposed to be biblical, I'm not sure but it's a lot of "Yay verily" and stuff like that.

And then three of the Bod Sisters get naked in a pool and perform some ceremony in front of a glowing happy face. Why? I don't know. It's never really explained and they're never seen from again. I guess they wanted to up the sexy in this to maybe get more people to watch it?

Oh and everybody's voice is dubbed. It's like they got three or four people in the recording booth and just had them record everybody's lines.

It's a shame that this never got a DVD release because I know that I'd want a copy if for nothing else to put on my bad movie shelf. This really needs to be seen to be believed.


0 of 0 people found this review helpful.  Was this review helpful to you? | Report this
Review this title | See all 20 user reviews »

Frequently Asked Questions

This FAQ is empty. Add the first question.
Edit

Details

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

July 1986 (USA) See more »

Edit

Box Office

Budget:

$70,000 (estimated)
See more on IMDbPro »

Company Credits

Show more on IMDbPro »

Technical Specs

Runtime:

Sound Mix:

Mono

Color:

Color
See full technical specs »

Contribute to This Page



Recently Viewed