Peter North: Bobby

Quotes 

• [when her daughter's boyfriend Bobby has a cramp after being forced to strip for peeping on her mother] 

  Mom : Well, well, no wonder you're in so much pain. You have "lover's nuts", Bobby.

  [touches them] 

  Mom : Oh, yeah, these balls are definitely engorged with fluid. I can make you feel better. Why should I? What's in it for me? You've been a bad boy. But, ah, maybe there is something nice you can do for Mrs. Goldblum.

  Bobby : Anything, please...

  Mom : Anything?

  [gives him a fellatio] 

• Mom : [approaching with a kitchen knife to her bedroom's curtain after seeing a peeper there]  Okay, you behind the curtain, I got a knife. Come out from behind there, you slimy little peeping tom.

  [removing the curtain to see her daughter Peaches' boyfriend] 

  Mom : Bobby, it's you! Well, you slimy little perverted creep. Did you enjoy yourself watching me get undressed? Did you like that?

  [Bobby signals no] 

  Mom : No? Did you like making me feel cheap? Ha? You little creep. Take your clothes off.

  Bobby : I can't do that...

  Mom : Yes you can, and you will, and you'll start with your coat.

  Bobby : Please, Mrs. Goldblum. Don't make me...

  Mom : Start with your coat. Come on, hurry up. Take your shirt off. We have to do something about creeps like you. Take your pants off so I can see your ugly little penis. Come on. Hurry up. Now you're gonna see what it feels like to be stripped down and stared at like a caged animal.

  [suddenly Bobby has a cramp] 

  Mom : What's the matter with you, Bobby?

  Bobby : My balls...