All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989)
Burt Reynolds: Charlie
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Quotes
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Anne-Marie : Charlie, will I ever see you again?
Charlie : Sure you will, kid. You know goodbyes aren't forever.
Anne-Marie : Then goodbye, Charlie. I love you.
Charlie : Yep... I love you too.
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Anne-Marie : Charlie, will you help me find a mom and dad?
Charlie : Kid, I'll help you find the lost city of Atlantis! Just please, please go to sleep!
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Charlie : Hey guys, waddua ya know, waddua ya say?
Itchy Itchiford : Yeah, waddua ya say, waddua ya know?
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[last lines]
Carface : Argh! I'll get that gator, if it's the last thing I do!
Whippet Angel : Touch that clock, and you can never come back.
Carface : Shut up.
Whippet Angel : [shouts and chases him] I said, touch that clock, and you can never come back!
Charlie : He'll be back.
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Charlie : Itchy, what happened to you?
Itchy Itchiford : You want to know what happened to me? I'll tell you what happened to me. Carface happened to me, with about 50 of his thugs. Oh!
Charlie : Itch, I'm sorry.
Itchy Itchiford : Well, look what else happened while you were sidetracked. See that?
[see a building on fire]
Itchy Itchiford : That's *our* place! You were going to fix Carface well, well he fixed us! You see boss, this whole thing's gone too far.
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Itchy Itchiford : In him there's the luck of the Irish.
Charlie : The pride of the German.
Itchy Itchiford : Even, he-he, a bit of Siam.
Charlie : Siam? There's the calm of the English.
Itchy Itchiford : The charm of the Spanish.
Charlie : A pedigree certainly ain't what I am. So call me a mixed-up pup.
Itchy Itchiford : You're a mixed-up pup.
Charlie : But the only way this pup knows is up!
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Charlie : What a selfish, hopeless, callous heel of a cad I've been. Blind to the needs of society's lowly unloved.
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Charlie : [after Itchy tells him to get ride of Anne-Marie] Aw, Itch, now the casino's gone. We've got to start all over; we need the girl more than ever.
Itchy Itchiford : No, boss, you're crazy! It's not business anymore, it's personal!
Charlie : Aw, come on, Itchy. Surely it's just business, I mean...
Itchy Itchiford : You're in love with the girl! You've got soft, you care about her!
Charlie : [furiously annoyed] Look, I don't care about the girl! I tell her things now and then! I pretend to be her best friend, but it's baloney!
Itchy Itchiford : I thought I was your best friend...
Charlie : [yells] YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND! With her, it's just business - it's always been business! I'm USING the girl! And when we're done with her, we'll dump her in an orphanage! Is that okay with you!
Itchy Itchiford : [chastened] Sure, boss, anything you say.
[sees Anne-Marie, who overheard everything]
Itchy Itchiford : Uh-oh...
Anne-Marie : [crying, goes hurt] You're not my friend... You're a bad dog!
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Charlie : Hey, wait. That looks like a water main.
Itchy Itchiford : Naw, water mains are green. This is red!
Charlie : Itchy, you're color blind. You've always been color blind.
Itchy Itchiford : That's true, but this is green.
Charlie : Its red.
Itchy Itchiford : Red?
[drills into pipe; outside, water bursts out of the ground, and the tunnel floods]
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Whippet Angel : [singing] Welcome to being dead.
Charlie : [horrified] What? You mean I'm... I'm...
Whippet Angel : [flipping through a record book of Charlie's life] Stone cold I'm afraid.
Charlie : I can't believe it, I've been murdered!
Whippet Angel : I'm having trouble finding any goodness or loyalty here, but let me see.
Charlie : He killed me!
Whippet Angel : I beg your pardon?
Charlie : There's a mistake been made here!
[singing]
Charlie : I don't wanna die/You got the wrong guy/I was double crossed by a dirty rat, actually this rat was a dog but his car ran me down/I just blew out of jail, I just got back to town/Hey! This is hard to explain/May I speak to your Superior because I don't wanna die!
Whippet Angel : [singing] Welcome to doing whatever you wish...
Charlie : [interrupting] You got the wrong guy.
Whippet Angel : [singing] Laughing and singing all day.
Charlie : Hey! Listen! My time's not up yet!
Whippet Angel : Oh but it is, there's no mistake about that, we know everything.
Charlie : Murdered in the prime of my life! That Carface, I'll kill him!
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King Gator : What do you call that voice, little fella? Is that a baritone or a tenor?
Charlie : It's a...
King Gator : Oh, I don't care. It's just you and me.
[singing]
King Gator : Let's make music together / Let's make sweet harmony...
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Itchy Itchiford : Charlie, let me think about this...
Charlie : No! Don't think! From now on, I'll do the thinking!
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Charlie : [Itchy's dropping ice cream on him] Hey cut it out, would you? What do you see up there?
Itchy Itchiford : Mostly the backs of the buttons, but other than that...
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Itchy Itchiford : I can't help it, Charlie, I always itch when I'm nervous.
Charlie : Well don't be nervous!
Itchy Itchiford : Just scratch this!
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Charlie : Hey! Anybody here order a pizza?
Puppies : [excitingly] Charlie! Pizza!
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Flo : Hello, Charlie.
Charlie : Hello, Flo.
Flo : It's nice of you to come by. We don't see much of you anymore.
Charlie : Well, you know how it is. I mean, you know, I got a business to run.
Flo : Yeah. I know how it is. Oh, Charlie, gosh, how these little guys love you.
Charlie : [a puppy is playfully biting on Charlie's leg] Oh, hey, easy, easy!
Fat Pup : [still hungry] Uncle Charlie, can I have some more?
Charlie : Whatever you want, whatever... Here. Eat the box
[slides him the pizza box]
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[Charlie has escaped the pound]
Gambler Dog : Charlie? Ain't you supposed to be on death row?
Charlie : [angrily] No. I AIN'T supposed to be on death row.
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Vera : Things have changed, Charlie, since you've been gone... Life hasn't been no piece of cake.
Chihuahua Gambler : Carface ain't been treating us too good.
Vera : Things are tough, but we carry on...
Gambler Dog : [Charlie wins a game of craps] Could you spare a couple of bones, for old time's sake?
Charlie : Why settle for a couple of bones when you could have the whole bank?
[puts the craps bones in a slot machine and breaks the bank]
Itchy Itchiford : Ya won the jackpot! Charlie, I'm proud of ya.
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Charlie : You must have taken dance lessons. You have natural rhythm, unusual in a whippet.
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Itchy Itchiford : Yah! Someone's got me by the tail!
Charlie : I got you by the tail!
Itchy Itchiford : Why don't you tell somebody you're gonna do that?
Charlie : You know, it's not worth it being with you. It's not.
Itchy Itchiford : Your hands are cold, too.
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Charlie : All we need now is a couple of bucks.
Itchy Itchiford : A couple of bucks, a couple of bucks!
Anne-Marie : A couple, a couple. Mmm, yeah! A mom and dad.
Charlie : Yeah, sure.
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Charlie : [singing] I love Brazil / The throb, the thrill / I've never been there / But someday I will / Adventure and danger / Love from a stranger / Let me be surprised.
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Charlie : That Carface has something up his sleeve.
Itchy Itchiford : Yeah, a gun!
Charlie : And when I find out what it is, I'm going to ruin him.
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Itchy Itchiford : Boss, Carface has got thugs, and they've got muscles, and knives, and he's got a monster.
Charlie : Monster?
Itchy Itchiford : Boss, they feed it!
Charlie : Monster?
Itchy Itchiford : Yes that's what I said, monster!
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Charlie : [about the group of mouse-like natives] What they saying? Tell 'em to gimme back my watch!
Anne-Marie : I can't, Charlie. They talk funny.
Charlie : I don't care!
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Whippet Angel : Charlie... Charlie... You can come home now.
Charlie : You said I...
Whippet Angel : Charlie - you gave your life for her. Come home.
Charlie : But what about Anne Marie?
Whippet Angel : Say goodbye, Charlie.
