All That (1994–2020)
Amanda Bynes: Regular Performer, Various
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Quotes
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Dr. Debbie : So what's wrong with you?
Bernie Kibbitz : [shouting] What *isn't* wrong with me? I'm 112 years old! My dog ran away! They cancelled the "Melrose Place!" This morning I sprained my ankle pole-vaulting and my doctor is a cheerleader... *oy!*
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[repeated line]
Ashley : Dear Ashley. THAT'S ME!
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Complaint Department Lady : Complaint Department.
Megan Marples : Hello, my name is Megan Marples, that is. And this is my dog, Sniffles.
Complaint Department Lady : Is that your complaint?
Megan Marples : Why, no it is not! You see, I bought this hat and it has a hole in it. Observe the whole.
Complaint Department Lady : [grabbing dog] Well, this is the weirdest hat I've ever seen.
Megan Marples : No, no, no, no. That is my dog. This is my hat.
Complaint Department Lady : [placing dog on head] How's it look?
Megan Marples : Well, it looks like you have my dog on your head.
Complaint Department Lady : I feel pretty.
Megan Marples : Okay, as I was saying. This hat has a hole in it.
Complaint Department Lady : ...Whatcha doin'?
Megan Marples : Complaining.
Complaint Department Lady : May I hear your complaint?
Megan Marples : Well, I sure as heck hope so! This hat has an unwanted hole in it!
Complaint Department Lady : [opening dog's mouth] Well, you're right. There's a hole right here! This hat is defective.
[throws dog down defective shoot]
Megan Marples : No, that's my dog!
Complaint Department Lady : [grabbing hat] Oh, and what a cute dog it is! Who's a cutie? Who's a cute little...
[checks under the hat]
Complaint Department Lady : boy? You are!
Megan Marples : You are loony!
[walks off]
Complaint Department Lady : Sir, you forgot your dog!
