Sat, Sep 19, 1998
Opening: Howard Stern -- When "Howard Stern" (Pat Kilbane) encourages the viewers to see his show because, "Where else can you see a transvestite midget chasing a lesbian stripper with a 12-inch sausage? You'll never see that on 'Mad TV'," the aforementioned couple walks out on stage.
Siegfried & Roy: Glitter on the Streets -- Gay magician duo "Siegfried" (Pat Kilbane) and "Roy" (Michael McDonald) moonlight as crime investigators in Las Vegas.
Marvin Tikvah's Workout -- Marvin (Michael McDonald) attempts his first workout with his personal trainer (Debra Wilson).
Cop on the Beat -- At a crime scene, TV news reporter Sue Napersville (Alex Borstein) interviews a cop (Aries Spears), who turns out to be a stripper--a surprise birthday present from the station to Sue.
Cooking with Kenny and James -- "Kenny Rogers" (Will Sasso) and "James Brown, Jr." (Aries Spears) make Ribs and Dirty Rice on their Southern cooking show on the Food Channel.
Rocket Revengers -- "Nicholas Cage" (Andrew Bowen) introduces an old, black and white episode of the sci-fi series "Rocket Revengers" entitled "Hole to China"; stars Phil LaMarr, Will Sasso and Pat Kilbane, who play the actors who play the Rocket Revengers.
The Survivor -- "Bill Clinton" (Will Sasso) honors Titanic survivor Happy Folger (Michael McDonald), who recounts the less than honorable details of how he managed to survive.
MADClassic: Gangsta Shop Quartet (originally aired in episode #222) -- Spishak Records' infomercial selling music that combines Gangsta Rap and Barbershop Quartet--barbershop-style harmonizing of gangsta lyrics
Spy Vs. Spy: Guillotine (originally aired in episode #221) -- The greedy spy pursues paper money tied to a string that is being pulled by the other spy.
Meatbeaters -- Spishak's infomercial selling Meatbeaters, a powdered meat substitute, where you can beat your meat for just pennies a day; stars Will Sasso as the head of the household who earnestly beats his meat
Siegfried & Roy: Glitter on the Streets -- Gay magician duo "Siegfried" (Pat Kilbane) and "Roy" (Michael McDonald) moonlight as crime investigators in Las Vegas.
Marvin Tikvah's Workout -- Marvin (Michael McDonald) attempts his first workout with his personal trainer (Debra Wilson).
Cop on the Beat -- At a crime scene, TV news reporter Sue Napersville (Alex Borstein) interviews a cop (Aries Spears), who turns out to be a stripper--a surprise birthday present from the station to Sue.
Cooking with Kenny and James -- "Kenny Rogers" (Will Sasso) and "James Brown, Jr." (Aries Spears) make Ribs and Dirty Rice on their Southern cooking show on the Food Channel.
Rocket Revengers -- "Nicholas Cage" (Andrew Bowen) introduces an old, black and white episode of the sci-fi series "Rocket Revengers" entitled "Hole to China"; stars Phil LaMarr, Will Sasso and Pat Kilbane, who play the actors who play the Rocket Revengers.
The Survivor -- "Bill Clinton" (Will Sasso) honors Titanic survivor Happy Folger (Michael McDonald), who recounts the less than honorable details of how he managed to survive.
MADClassic: Gangsta Shop Quartet (originally aired in episode #222) -- Spishak Records' infomercial selling music that combines Gangsta Rap and Barbershop Quartet--barbershop-style harmonizing of gangsta lyrics
Spy Vs. Spy: Guillotine (originally aired in episode #221) -- The greedy spy pursues paper money tied to a string that is being pulled by the other spy.
Meatbeaters -- Spishak's infomercial selling Meatbeaters, a powdered meat substitute, where you can beat your meat for just pennies a day; stars Will Sasso as the head of the household who earnestly beats his meat
Sat, Sep 26, 1998
Show Open: Clinton & Jackson Improv - President Bill Clinton (Will Sasso) and Rev. Jesse Jackson (Aries Spears) do some comedy improvisation as mechanic and pimp at a rental car agency.
Steven Seagal's America - not included in the half-hour version of this episode
UBS Stud - not included in the half-hour version of this episode
Lorraine Runner #1 - Lorraine (Mo Collins) can't decide on buying a box of thumbtacks at a yard sale.
Dick Van Dyke '98 - not included in the half-hour version of this episode
Omni Bowl - Spishak's infomercial for a versatile bowl that is both a cereal bowl and a pasta bowl
Lorraine Runner #2 - Lorraine challenges another buyer who beats her to buying the box of tacks.
Stuart Gets Lost - Stuart (Michael McDonald) is apprehended by mall security after he shoplifts a bathing suit at Marshall's.
MADClassic: Dentist in a Box - not included in the half-hour version of this episode
Lorraine Runner #3 - It's night and Lorraine continues asking questions about the thumbtacks to the homeowner (Michael McDonald), who already went inside his house.
Virtual Hills - Infomercial for a senior care facility that offers virtual reality to their residents.
Spy Vs. Spy: Embassy - not included in the half-hour version of this episode
Steven Seagal's America - not included in the half-hour version of this episode
UBS Stud - not included in the half-hour version of this episode
Lorraine Runner #1 - Lorraine (Mo Collins) can't decide on buying a box of thumbtacks at a yard sale.
Dick Van Dyke '98 - not included in the half-hour version of this episode
Omni Bowl - Spishak's infomercial for a versatile bowl that is both a cereal bowl and a pasta bowl
Lorraine Runner #2 - Lorraine challenges another buyer who beats her to buying the box of tacks.
Stuart Gets Lost - Stuart (Michael McDonald) is apprehended by mall security after he shoplifts a bathing suit at Marshall's.
MADClassic: Dentist in a Box - not included in the half-hour version of this episode
Lorraine Runner #3 - It's night and Lorraine continues asking questions about the thumbtacks to the homeowner (Michael McDonald), who already went inside his house.
Virtual Hills - Infomercial for a senior care facility that offers virtual reality to their residents.
Spy Vs. Spy: Embassy - not included in the half-hour version of this episode