Four Rooms (1995)

Madonna: Elspeth (segment "The Missing Ingredient")

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• Eva : Goddess Diana, fail you, I will. I was to bring you fresh sperm from my Bill. I had him erect, and his semen would follow, but alas, I was hot, so hot that I swallowed.

  Athena : You stupid witch! You swallowed the sperm? You did?

  Jezebel : Why didn't you use your hands?

  Elspeth : Well, it just goes to show you what an amazing lack of control you have, Eva.

  Jezebel : Didn't your mama teach you not to put them things in your mouth?

  Raven (segment "The Missing Ingredient") : I understand, though.

• Kiva : You're not my mother.

  Elspeth : Yes I am.

  Kiva : Then why are we sleeping together?

• Elspeth : If she doesn't have his goop in ten minutes, I'm going to go in there and get it myself!

  Jezebel : That would be a first for you!

• Athena : [giving Ted a list of things they need]  We need sea salt, a little bit of sea salt. Or kosher salt, if you have no sea salt. A bottle of spring water - French, not that Italian shit.

  Kiva : Um, yes, and could I have some French fries?

  Elspeth : Shut up, Kiva.

  Athena : Some ginger and some raw meat. Liver, if you have it.

  Kiva : I want fries, you stupid jerks with your dumb fucking ritual.

  Athena : [kicks her]  Shut up, you little shit!

  Elspeth : Hey, don't talk to her that way.

• Elspeth : Which birth is more important to you, Eva: that of a mortal, or that of a goddess?