Cannibal! The Musical (1993)
Jason McHugh: Frank Miller
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Quotes
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James Humphrey : Wait! You're cutting into his butt!
Frank Miller : Well, what kind of piece do you want?
James Humphrey : Well, not butt!
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James Humphrey : Wait, you guys. Let me talk to them. I know how to speak Indian.
Shannon Bell : We're gonna die.
James Humphrey : Weep-wah, weep-wah, surro no happo?
Indian #2 : Nani itto n jaa, omee?
[What the heck are you saying?]
James Humphrey : He says, "Welcome to the land of blue light."
[Humphrey simultaneously signs "Jesus Christ is dead."]
Indian #2 : Omai wa sono uchi, sakana to ishoo ni onemu suru koto ni naru, zo!
[Keep it up and you'll be sleeping with the fishes, see?]
James Humphrey : I am a carpenter, and this is my brother, Tom.
Frank Miller : Humphrey, you are so full of shit!
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The Cyclops : Are you lookin' at my eye?
Miners : [all scream]
The Cyclops : Are you lookin' at my *eye*?
Miners : [various] No. No. No. Not at all.
The Cyclops : A union army soldier did this to me in the big one. Any of you boys fight for the union army?
Frank Miller : Shucks no!
Shannon Bell : Chucky dang darn!
The Cyclops : So, you the boys been killin' all my sheepies with those traps?
George Noon : Naw! We just now gots here.
The Cyclops : Where are you from?
James Humphrey : Nashville.
The Cyclops : Well, damn! It's good to see some Southern boys! It's been a long time!
[sings]
The Cyclops : Oh, I wish I were in the land of cotton, old times there are not forgotten, look away! Look away! Look Awaaaay...
[waits for other to finish]
James Humphrey : ...You stupid yank!
The Cyclops : You ain't southern boys!
Miners : [all scream again and run]
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Frank Miller : Well, haven't you ever heard of the Donner party?
James Humphrey : Yeah, the Donner party! They got stuck in the California mountains.
Alferd Packer : They had to eat each other to stay alive.
[They all glance over at Swan's corpse]
James Humphrey : Well, heck yeah, why not?
Shannon Bell : Wait a minute, Humphrey, you wouldn't even eat your shoes!
James Humphrey : Well yeah, but you put your feet in shoes!
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Frank Miller : [seeing their dinner] You son of a bitch Humphrey.
James Humphrey : Come on, you haven't even tried it.
[Miller takes a mouthful]
Frank Miller : You son of a bitch Humphrey.
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Frank Miller : What part do we eat?
James Humphrey : Well, you're the butcher.
Frank Miller : Yeah, but...
James Humphrey : So, butch!
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Frank Miller : God you guys make me sick. What is this, a fucking feel good convention?
Shannon Bell : Listen, we have a long journey ahead of us. Its important we all get along. Now, you're hurting people's feelings. Your gunna have to find a more constructive way to express your anger.
Frank Miller : Okay. Well, fuck you! How's that for constructive?
Shannon Bell : That's great, now go to time out Mister.
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James Humphrey : Oh, gosh, I never thought I'd be sleeping next to a naked man on this trip.
George Noon : Just do what I'm doing. Just pretend like you're laying next to a nice soft woman.
Frank Miller : *What*?
George Noon : I'm just imagining old Mr. Miller here as a nice tall blonde.
Frank Miller : Oh, goddamn it! I want another partner!
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George Noon : How deep do you think it is?
Alferd Packer : [throws rock in and everybody stares at the splash site for a few seconds]
Frank Miller : Well, what the hell was that supposed to prove?
Alferd Packer : Well, s-s... what... I don't know.
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O.D. Loutzenheiser : You ain't trappers.
Frank Miller : No, we're miners.
Preston Nutter : You're diggers!
O.D. Loutzenheiser : Trapper horse ain't supposed to be with no digger!
James Humphrey : Nice hat!
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Shannon Bell : Howdy!
General Store Clerk : Howdy!
George Noon : Howdy!
General Store Clerk : Howdy!
Israel Swan : Howdy-do!
General Store Clerk : Howdy!
Frank Miller : Howdy!
General Store Clerk : Howdy!
James Humphrey : Howdy!
General Store Clerk : Howdy!
Alferd Packer : Howdy-do!
General Store Clerk : Howdy!
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James Humphrey : Oh gosh, I never thought I'd be sleeping next to a naked man on this trip.
George Noon : Just do what I'm doing. Just pretend like you're laying next to a nice soft woman.
Frank Miller : What?
George Noon : I'm just imagining old Mr. Miller here as a nice tall blonde.
Frank Miller : Aww, goddammit! I want a different partner!
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Israel Swan : I know what we should do: Let's build a snowman, we can make him our best friend!
Frank Miller : Shut the fuck up, Swan!
Israel Swan : [continues singing] We can name him Shannon! Shannon Wilson Bell! We can make him tall, we can make him not so tall...
Frank Miller : SWAN! SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Shannon Bell : [shoots Swan in the head, thus ending the musical number]