Space Jam (1996)

Dee Bradley Baker: Daffy Duck, Tazmanian Devil, Bull

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Quotes 

• Daffy Duck : You think she's got enough toys?

  Bugs Bunny : Speaking of toys, remember those mugs and t-shoits and lunchboxes with our pictures on 'em?

  Daffy Duck : Yeah.

  Bugs Bunny : You ever see any money from all that stuff?

  Daffy Duck : Hah, not a cent!

  Bugs Bunny : Hmm... me neither.

  Daffy Duck : [sighs]  It's a crying shame. We gotta get new agents, we're gettin' screwed!

• Daffy Duck : How's this for a new team name: The Ducks!

  Bugs Bunny : Please! What kind of Mickey Mouse organization would name their team The Ducks?

  Daffy Duck : So, sue me! It's just a suggestion.

• Michael Jordan : Whatever you do, don't forget my North Carolina shorts.

  Daffy Duck : Your shorts? From college?

  Michael Jordan : I wore them under my Chicago Bulls uniform every game.

  Looney Tunes : Eeewwww!

  Michael Jordan : Hey! I washed them after every game!

  Sylvester : Sure...

  Michael Jordan : I did!

• Daffy Duck : Just how did you get here, anyway?

  Bill Murray : Producer's a friend of mine. He sent a Teamster to drop me off.

  Daffy Duck : Aha. Well, that's the way it goes.

• Michael Jordan : Look, I wanna help. But I haven't played basketball in a long time. My timing's off.

  Bugs Bunny : Eh, We'll fix your timing. Look at our facilities.

  Daffy Duck : [climbing on a basketball hoop]  We've got hoops!

  Elmer Fudd : We've got weights!

  Sylvester : We've got balls!

  [opens a locker full of balls] 

  Michael Jordan : You sure do.

• [after cleaning the gym] 

  Taz : Lemony fresh.

• Daffy Duck : But Mommy, I don't want to go to school today. I wanna stay home and bake cookies with you!

• Stan Podalak : Let me help! Let me help! I can help! I can help!

  Michael Jordan : What can you do?

  Stan Podalak : Well, I may not be very tall, but... I'm slow.

  Sylvester : And large.

  Daffy Duck : And a dork.

• Daffy Duck : Mother!

• [last lines] 

  Bugs Bunny : Well, that's all, folks!

  Porky Pig : [stutters]  That's my line.

  [stammers] 

  Daffy Duck : [pushes Porky Pig]  Step aside, babe. Let us star do this. That's all--

  [the Nerdlucks pushes Daffy out] 

  Nerdlucks : THAT'S ALL FOLKS!

  Michael Jordan : [grabs the curtain]  Can I go home now?

• Bill Murray : Okay, here's how I see it. Duck?

  Daffy Duck : Yes.

  Bill Murray : You kick it in to the girl bunny. Down in the post. Then you dish it back out to the guy bunny.

  Lola Bunny : Got it.

  Bill Murray : Swing it around to Mike, over here. You go to the hole and dominate!

  Michael Jordan : Bill! We're on defense!

  Bill Murray : Whoa ho ho! I don't play defense. Okay, you're gonna have to listen to Mike on this guys, listen up.

  Michael Jordan : Okay, somebody steal the ball, give it to me, and I'll score before time runs out.

  Bill Murray : Don't lose that confidence, okay, paws and wings in here, all right!

• Announcer : Ladies and gentlemen, the starting lineup for the Toon Squad: Standing two foot four, the Wonder from Down Under: the Tasmanian De-villlll!

  [Taz squeezes two balls in his mouth, pops them, and spins around] 

  Announcer : At small forward: standing a scintillating three foot two, the Heartthrob of the Hoops: Lo-la Bun-nyyyyy!

  [Lola dribbles and spins the ball on her finger] 

  Announcer : At power forward, the Quackster of the Court: Daffy Duck!

  Daffy Duck : Thank you! Thank you!

  [Silence from the audience, crickets chirping] 

  Daffy Duck : [disappointed, but sarcastically]  Very funny. Leth's all laugh at the duck!

  Announcer : And the point guard, standing three foot three, four feet if you include the ears, Co-captain of the Toon Squad, the Doctor of Delight: Bugs Bun-ny!

  Bugs Bunny : Thank you! Thank you!

  Announcer : And now, the player coach of the Toon Squad, at six foot six from North Carolina, His Royal Airness: Michael Jordan!

• Michael Jordan : Someone has to go to my house and pick up my basketball gear.

  Daffy Duck : To your house? In 3-D land?

• Daffy Duck : Oh, fear clutches my breast!

• Daffy Duck : [On the court opposite of Monstar Bupkus as he's about to pass it to Monstar Pound with a football helmet on]  It's gut-check time!

  [His legs quickly jerk back and forth with the sound of a gun cocking, then once it's passed to Monstar Pound, he charges headfirst into his gut, making him drop the ball and it bounces towards Bill Murray] 

  Bill Murray : This must be mine!

  [Picks it up and heads up court as Monstar Nawt goes in front of him] 

  Bill Murray : This belongs to me. I'm going left! I'm going left! I'm going left!

  [Quickly passes the ball to the right where Michael Jordan catches it] 

  Bill Murray : Don't ever trust an Earthling!

• Daffy Duck : [after Stan enters the Toon Squad dressing room burned to a crisp by the Monstars]  Looks like Stan just had a close encounter with a bug zapper.

• Michael Jordan : You guys are nuts!

  Porky Pig : Correction! We're Looney Tunes.

  Daffy Duck : And as such exclusive property and trademark of Warner Bros. Inc!

• Daffy Duck : l have, coach. And there's an important question l must ask you.

• Daffy Duck : Too bad you can't practice getting taller, boys.

• Daffy Duck : Let the doctor take a look. A little high. Going down!

• Daffy Duck : So, what do you say we go for a little spin? Let's see what we got inside here.

• Daffy Duck : Mess? You're worried about a little mess? There's nothing here a little spit shine wouldn't fix. SPIT SHINE!

  Sylvester : SPIT SHIINE!

  [All of the toons start spitting] 

• Elmer Fudd : Oh, look is that Michael?

  Sylvester : [Comes out from a manhole cover]  It's Michael!

  Granny : It's Air Jordan!

  Taz : [Bursts from the post office box]  Basketball!