Nick Fury: Agent of Shield (1998 TV Movie)
David Hasselhoff: Colonel Nick Fury
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Quotes
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Jack Pincer : So, we meet again, Fury.
Nick Fury : Well, I'm not surprised, Pincer. Guys like you tend to cling to the bowl no matter how many times you flush.
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Nick Fury : Beauty is trust and trust is beauty. That's all ye on this Earth know and all ye need to know.
Gail Runciter : Is that part of the recognition code?
Nick Fury : No, I just felt like saying it.
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Nick Fury : This is Hydra headquarters calling S.H.I.E.L.D. on the wave of the orca, is anybody listening?
Valentina de Allegro Fontaine : Nick! Thank God. I thought you were dead.
Nick Fury : [on viewscreen] I was. But now I'm better.
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Andrea Von Strucker : I will see you in Hell for this.
Nick Fury : We'll do lunch.
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Gail Runciter : Is it true what women say about you?
Nick Fury : Well, it depends on your talking to one of my ex-wifes or my mother.
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Andrea Von Strucker : [flips up Fury's eyepatch] An electronic lock-pick!
Nick Fury : Oh, there it is. I thought I left it in my other patch.
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Gabriel Jones : Are you really up to leading a field operation?
Nick Fury : Of course not, Gabe! But who the hell else is gonna do this? The LMD?
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Nick Fury : Contessa Valentina de Allegro Fontaine. Quite a mouthful when you try and wrap your tongue around it. Don't let the blue blood fool ya, Pierce. Val's an old hand at the sexpionage game, aren't ya?
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Nick Fury : [Fury has been injected with deadly Columbian tree frog poison] Brilliant. How long do I have before Kermit bites me the big one?
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Nick Fury : Gabe, I do not intend to spend the last few hours of my life on this planet in the Helicarrier's sick bay. I'll get that vampire's blood if I have to suck it from her neck.
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Kate Neville : You alright, Col?
Nick Fury : Between you and me and the ESP chip in your head, I'm beginning to feel the effects of Viper's cocktail.
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Nick Fury : No takers, Pincer. Catch you on the rebound.
Jack Pincer : [on viewscreen] Don't you dare cut me off, you comic-book cowboy!
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Nick Fury : [to Viper] I danced on your poisonous father's grave. I'll dance on your grave too, sweetness.
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Nick Fury : [Fury's body is being scanned for poison] I feel like a damn bratwurst here. Either get me out of here, or get me some mustard.
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Valentina de Allegro Fontaine : Nick, what do you want me to say? That it happened too fast between us? That Clay got in the way? I got scared, I walked.
Nick Fury : Yeah, into someone elses bed!
Valentina de Allegro Fontaine : Well, I learned that move from you.
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Valentina de Allegro Fontaine : I'm sorry about Clay, Nick, but it looks like Hydra's trying to send you a message.
Nick Fury : Looks like I heard it.
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Jack Pincer : Fury!
Nick Fury : Pincer. Come to wish me well?
Jack Pincer : Hardly! If you think I've forgotten your breach of protocol, you're mistaken! I'm putting in a request for a full disciplinary tribunal!
Nick Fury : Well, imagine that. What are the charges?
Jack Pincer : For starters, insubordination, incitement to mutiny, unauthorized use of a military vehicle!
Nick Fury : You forgot one: attempted grievous bodily harm.
[punches Pincer out]
