(1994 Video)

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Inept as usual
lor_7 February 2024
Ignore the lengthy Trivia discussion in IMDb, a stupid and irrelevant diatribe against the video's director that was evidently submitted by Cash Markman's public relations lady. This crappy video made by Fox and Cash is ridiculously bad, and needs no cop-out or BTS explanation -it's typical of the team's general incompetence.

It gets off to a hot start with a striptease (shot at a threadbare club set, indicative of this being a no-budget quickie, not the big-deal production implied in the Trivia) by answer-to-future-star-Rosamund Pike -her beautiful '90s lookalike Christina Angel. On a dare, no-name porn actor Paul Black f*cks Christina on stage. Barbara Doll is the actress with the thick accent who appears as Cash's ridiculous script has Angel's shadow in place of the radio fantasy character. Cash's screen credit is listed just as "Gonzo", not Cash Markman.

The non-story has Steve Drake as an arms trafficker with an idiotic twist at the end that he's selling a nuclear weapon to Steve Austin supposedly to terrorize Los Angeles. The pretend fantasy FX of the two of them being beaten up by a shadow (literally) is about as bad as I've ever seen.

Lynn LeMay shows up as a brunette who seduces Christina and sodomizes her -Lynn's huge jugs are identifiable but otherwise you wouldn't know she was in the movie. Also wasted in a ridiculous scene in a hospital with Drake is Melissa Monet.

It adds up to nothing and isn't worth some lengthy copout displayed in IMDb as if "the truth" behind a project nobody could conceivably care about in the first place.
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