Shrek (2001)

Vincent Cassel: Monsieur Hood

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Quotes 

• Merry Men : [singing]  Ta da, da da da da - whoo!

  Monsieur Hood : I steal from the rich and give to the needy...

  Merry Man : He takes a wee percentage...

  Monsieur Hood : But I'm not greedy - I rescue pretty damsels, man I'm good!

  Merry Men : What a guy, ha ha, Monsieur Hood!

  Monsieur Hood : Break it down...

  [Merry Men Irish step dance] 

  Monsieur Hood : I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid...

  Merry Men : What he's basically saying is he likes to get...

  Monsieur Hood : Paid!

  Monsieur Hood : So, when an ogre in the bush grabs a lady by the tush, that's bad.

  Merry Man : [joining in]  That's bad, that's bad, that's bad!

  Monsieur Hood : When a beauty's with a beast it makes me awfully mad!

  Merry Men : He's mad, he's really, really mad!

  Monsieur Hood : Now I'll take my blade and ram it through your heart Keep your eyes on me, boys, 'Cause I'm about to start...

  [Fiona swoops in and kicks him - the music stops] 

  Princess Fiona : Man, that was annoying!

• Monsieur Hood : [swings in to grab Fiona]  La liberte! Hey!

  Shrek : Princess!

  Princess Fiona : What are you doing?

  Monsieur Hood : Be still, mon cherie, for I am your savior! And I am rescuing you from this green - -

  [kissing sounds] 

  Monsieur Hood : - -beast.

  Shrek : Hey! That's my princess! Go find your own!

  Monsieur Hood : Please, monster! Can't you see I'm a little busy here?

  Princess Fiona : Look, pal, I don't know who you think you are!

  Monsieur Hood : Oh! Of course! Oh, how rude. Please let me introduce myself. Oh, Merry Men.

  [laughs]