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Rude porn parody, reeks of cynicism
lor_3 April 2023
Warning: Spoilers
A terrible porn parody takes on the Frank Capra inspirational classic and turn it into endless bad jokes and total cynicism. In this version, even George Bailey's guardian angel turns out to be rotten.

Sadly, this clunker was made by the team of Anthony Spinelli as producer and his son Mitch as director. I consider dad as one of Adult Cinema's allt-time great directors but he and fils lose many brownie points here.

It's written as a gangster story, with Tom Chapman and his right-hand man played by the quite obscure porn performer Blade Baran as lead gangsters. They hire Alex Sanders as Bugs Bailey (much screen time is wasted on him complaining how he hates being named George) to run their strip clubs, and soon the punning title is translated into content emphasiing very big tits.

Lisa Ann, looking a bit odd seemingly in need of a nose job, is not the biggest breasts owner here, but that honor goes to Lynn LeMay as Tiny Tina. A gangster working for Alex is Vince Vouyer who is named Cratchit, as this Xmas-themed movie likes to make fun of Dickens' "A Christmas Carol" when it isn't trashing Capra.

Also bringing big breasts to the show is Nikki Sinn, with her famous tatto on one tit, as one of Alex's girlfriends. A highlight is probably the lesbian scene of Lisa and Lynn, but other than the XXX content, we're stuck with an embarrassingly bad script by "W. Bosley Delongprez", which I have long thought to be an Anthony Spinelli psuedonym but have no proof of this.

Spoilers aside, Lisa the angel talks Alex out of suicide, but what darkly passes for an inverted happy ending has him turning into a murderer instead, with Lisa smoking cigars as a corrupt character unworhty of a halo by the end.
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