The Spirit of Christmas (1992)

Matt Stone: Boy 2

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Quotes 

• Boy 2 : You know, thanks to you there's not gonna be any Christmas, and there's no one left to help us.

  Boy 1 : Oh, Christ...

  Boys : Jesus!

• Boy 2 : Oh my God! Frosty killed Kenny!

  Boy 1 : Dude, I told you not to put that fucking hat on Frosty's fucking head now, didn't I?

  Boy 2 : Well, I'm sorry, Mr. rocket fucking scientist

• Boy 1 : Well, that sucked.

  Boy 2 : I'm sure glad that's over with.

• [the boys refer to Jesus after seeing him defeat Frosty] 

  Boy 2 , Boy 1 : Our savior!

• Boy 1 : [a Nativity scene is shown. A traditional Christmas, "Greensleeves" tune plays]  Jesus, we beseech thee in this time of need...

  Boy 2 : [interrupts]  Okay, fucking Frosty, he fucking killed...

  [an angelic choir is heard as the manger brightens] 

  Boy 1 : [angrily]  Dude!

  Boy 2 : our friend...

  Boy 1 : Dude!

  Boy 2 : This is Jesus!

  Boy 1 : You don't say "fuck" in front of Jesus

  Boy 2 : [wondering]  Is that so?

  [Jesus rises from his manger. A driving drum beat takes over. This Jesus appears to have the body of a toddler, but still has the mustache and beard like he does as an adult] 

  Boy 2 , Boy 1 : Go Jesus!

  [Jesus chases Frosty down. Frosty turns to face him and growls. Jesus takes off his halo and launches it like a frisbee. It slices off the top of Frosty's head along with the hat and returns to Jesus. Frosty quickly falls apart and is defeated] 

  Boy 2 , Boy 1 : Our Savior!

  [Jesus returns to his manger and back to rest]