Bored of Education (1946)

Jackson Beck: Mr. Tibbs

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• Mr. Tibbs : We will now proceed with our history lesson. Lulu?

  Lulu : [after shooting a rubber band at Tubby]  Yes, sir?

  Mr. Tibbs : In what year did the pilgrims land?

  Lulu : [reads Tubby's sign]  1492.

  Mr. Tibbs : 1492? Then when did Columbus discover America?

  Lulu : [reads Tubby's sign]  1776.

  Mr. Tibbs : Wrong again! Lulu, when did Ben Franklin die?

  Lulu : Gee, did he die? I didn't know he was even sick.