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Dumb parody for big-bust fans
lor_2 April 2024
Stuart Canterbuty handed in this dim attempt at period film parody, issued on VHS in 1994 but not revived on DVD until 2008. Its original title "The Three Muskettitties" was changed on the box cover to "The III Muskatits".

Angel Bust, Lilli Xene and Rebecca Wild are three overage college girls assigned to write a paper on one of the fictional Three Musketeers. They each fantasize, and a familiar Hollywood mansion with a moat stands in for a period French castle, used in many videos of the period. Isis Nile as a servant girl is in one of the flashbacks instead of Rebecca, and T. T. Boy plays a peasant rather than a musketeer.

Wild's sex scene comes later, and she's paired with Peter North. Canterbury's script is illogical, as dialogue indicates that Wild's real boyfriend has been sent home after his visa expired, while the dumb ending when the three college girls' dates show up has North as one of them.

It's basically an all-sexer staged with bad dialogue and the creaky "plot" wrapped around the sex vignettes. Strictly for fans of big tits, with Xene, easily the least famous or popular of the stars, winning breast in show honors.
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