An unoriginal porn feature stars Peter North as a romance novelist (usually an actress is cast in this role) who has a bit of writer's block. We watch the stories he types, on what looks like a Brother typewriter (remember when?), illustrated by sex scenes acted out by the supporting cast for XXX content. Their dialogue is old-fashioned and silly, on purpose.
In the main story, Sean Michaels plays Peter's publisher, and they like to meet in the surf on a nearby beach. Sean gives Peter the key to his time-share for some r&r, but crassly is sneaky: he plants P. J. Sparxx as a girl also staying at the time-share to seduce North while he's f*cking North's wife (played by Alex Jordan).
Instead of making the film-within-film vignettes romantic and interesting in their own right, this movie just mocks them, courtesy of a screenwriter content to use the stupidly phony name "I. B. Slimey". Result is yet another flimsy porn VHS feature, the kind that have lost any respect for the medium by now.
In the main story, Sean Michaels plays Peter's publisher, and they like to meet in the surf on a nearby beach. Sean gives Peter the key to his time-share for some r&r, but crassly is sneaky: he plants P. J. Sparxx as a girl also staying at the time-share to seduce North while he's f*cking North's wife (played by Alex Jordan).
Instead of making the film-within-film vignettes romantic and interesting in their own right, this movie just mocks them, courtesy of a screenwriter content to use the stupidly phony name "I. B. Slimey". Result is yet another flimsy porn VHS feature, the kind that have lost any respect for the medium by now.