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This Barbii vehicle has an impressive male cast of 80's porn greats (John Leslie, Jon Dough, Randy Spears, Randy West, and Tom Byron). Bionica and Fallon put in nice supporting performances. Directed by the infamous Bruce Seven with a screenplay by Raven Touchstone, one might expect something by way of plot. Apparently the Anal Security Squad is protecting the world from anal sex, but the rest a bit fuzzy. In this porn world fantasy, before being rescued from a jail cell, it is important to pause for an extensive sexual interlude. The props include 80's style computer printouts stuck to the wall proclaiming "A.S.S. Computer Room", where at one point Barbii cracks a computer code for obscure reasons.

Other notable scenes include one where John Leslie plays the heavy in a 'torture' scene where Randy Spears zaps Barbii with a television remote control at John's command. Naturally the stoic Barbii asks for more, "Shock me again" she says, before she orgasms and everyone has sex. The most erotic scene involves Barbii dancing in a nightclub scene. Unfortunately, Randy West decides to join in and shake his booty in a g-string. Some good scenes but only recommended for collectors.

This film is an unknown little gem, which succeeds in marrying porn, and science fiction, in a parodic way. Of course, we are light years from a great movie, nevertheless this film has the merit of offering an entertaining story, completely absurd, but which exists nonetheless, and it is quite funny to follow the twists and turns of the story, apart from the porn sequences. The denunciation of an orwellian society imprisoning the sex-addicts is not totally out of sense, when you see how governments are trying to control the web, and the exaltation of the joy of life and sexual pleasure gives a little substance to the film. Besides, that film has its own aesthetic, with its greenish colors, low-lights, and dark tones . Regarding the pornographic aspect of the movie, there are some astonished exciting scenes, including the completely crazy final orgy, with all its participants who have sex in all possible ways, and who give the impression that the actors really took a great time copulating together. In the end, this film is therefore a kind of unclassifiable UFO of the X genre, but which I take pleasure in seeing from time to time, unlike most other porn films.

Bruce Seven acquired a reputation as pioneer in fetish/bondage porn videos, but never achieved anything more than amateurish technique as a filmmaker. This home-movie approach makes the science-fiction feature "Anal Security Squad" an embarrassment.

It unspools more as cosplay than a real attempt at creating a future dystopia, wherein John Leslie leads a government agency (when not masturbating comically at his desk) battling an underground revolutionary cadre.

Barbii is fetching as Leslie's No. 1 agent, but whose sympathies are clearly with the rebels. Brief plot scenes are the excuse for outbursts of XXX action, crudely staged in the manner of an old-time 1-day wonder.

Wearing spandex type costumes, Randy West and the other male performers are frankly campy, while Leslie and a very young looking Randy Spears do ridiculous face-pulling takes bordering on slapstick. Production values are nil, and the entire show falls apart at the end when Seven indulges in his favorite content, a sudden dance scene with Barbii performing for the cast, joined by West channeling Chippendales, resulting in a cornball orgy for the cast, both good and bad guys mixed together.