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Jim Enright went on to direct classic porn comedies, but this early effort is poor. I'm writing a review for the record to correct errors and insults in the previous (and only) IMDb review on display.

Napoleon was porn's leading dwarf actor, who was seen in many fine movies -this isn't one of them. He is more than adequate as a sex performer, delivering hard-ons here, money shots and sporting a big cock. (His acting including line readings is n.s.g.) So much for the faulty memory of the previous "reviewer", who basically slandered the unfortunate performer.

But the movie itself is insultingly bad, barely serving as a porn-parody of the Joe Don Baker classic. It consists of a single scene: two customers with good ole boy accents (Tony Tedeschi and T. T. Boy) have sex with two prostitutes, Shawnee Cates and an obscure actress Alyssa Jearreau, trading off for four sex scenes. Sheriff Buttford Pussy (Napoleon) arrives and threatens madam Melanie Moore with closure of her tiny bordello, and she buys him off with sex. He also fantasizes having sex with luscious K. C. Williams.

That's it -gonzo content plus a pitiful script by Cash Markman under his BIll Dollars moniker.

A rather bizarre porn film amusingly borrowing its title from the 1973 feature "Walking Tall". The gimmick of course is that it features a midget in the male lead. The box cover featured the midget in a police uniform wielding a baton, both achieving a send-up of the '73 film as well as a double entendre.

While intended to be a hard-core porn film, it serves more as an example of a freak show without the circus atmosphere. The midget lead has a very small penis and soft erections that his female leads spend a lot of time both re-inserting and attempting to keep erect. The female leads also seem even less interested in their work than usual.

I haven't seen this movie since it passed through the video store I worked at when it was released. I wish I had kept a copy of it simply for its strangeness -- the box alone was priceless.