The jerk who thought up the premise for this forgotten XXX knock-off of the Disney hit was so proud of himself that there's a credit upfront reading "based on the very original story by Dean "Lenny" Cole". That's some chutzpah.
Unfunny and unsexy junker concerns a young guy named Bobby Kane who we see having a blow-job when the actress sneezes, accidentally biting his dick. Videomakers were not content with this bit of cuteness but include many subliminal-style inter-cut shots of snappy-teeth toys from a novelty shop to drive home the gag.
Kane is next in a hospital where a femme doc and nurse give him a blow job and put an Ace bandage on his forlorn cock. He states the premise that he's in extreme pain whenever he gets a hard-on but illogical film drops this notion so that he enjoys his various sex scenes.
A filler scene follows of a mixed-combo couple Sandra & Kareen making lesbian love in bed. Kane goes to visit his best pal Frankie (ever-popular David Morris) who has the bright idea that cunnilingus is the solution to Kane's problem. Sue Nero arrives for a threesome with them, but Kane is unsatisfied.
The unintentionally funny next scene of Kane back with doc and nurse has the director loudly screaming out directions of what he should do, particularly his sudden stopping the sex action with them and running off, presumably still pained.
Morris phones to set up a new plan, and the lesbians show up with their teeth blacked out (with licorice or shoe polish??) so they can gum the hapless Kane and make the title come true. However, the incompetent porno team can't even get this right: at one point the blonde is shot from an angle that shows all her upper teeth intact. Needless to say, the director shouts more instructions, and it's all thankfully over.
Unfunny and unsexy junker concerns a young guy named Bobby Kane who we see having a blow-job when the actress sneezes, accidentally biting his dick. Videomakers were not content with this bit of cuteness but include many subliminal-style inter-cut shots of snappy-teeth toys from a novelty shop to drive home the gag.
Kane is next in a hospital where a femme doc and nurse give him a blow job and put an Ace bandage on his forlorn cock. He states the premise that he's in extreme pain whenever he gets a hard-on but illogical film drops this notion so that he enjoys his various sex scenes.
A filler scene follows of a mixed-combo couple Sandra & Kareen making lesbian love in bed. Kane goes to visit his best pal Frankie (ever-popular David Morris) who has the bright idea that cunnilingus is the solution to Kane's problem. Sue Nero arrives for a threesome with them, but Kane is unsatisfied.
The unintentionally funny next scene of Kane back with doc and nurse has the director loudly screaming out directions of what he should do, particularly his sudden stopping the sex action with them and running off, presumably still pained.
Morris phones to set up a new plan, and the lesbians show up with their teeth blacked out (with licorice or shoe polish??) so they can gum the hapless Kane and make the title come true. However, the incompetent porno team can't even get this right: at one point the blonde is shot from an angle that shows all her upper teeth intact. Needless to say, the director shouts more instructions, and it's all thankfully over.