M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Goodbye, Farewell and Amen (1983)
Allan Arbus: Maj. Sidney Freedman
Quotes
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Dr. Sidney Freedman : You know, I told you people something a long time ago, and it's just as pertinent today as it was then. Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice - pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
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[Hawkeye was telling Dr. Sidney Freedman about what he initially thought was a chicken clucking inside the bus]
Dr. Sidney Freedman : Then what happened?
Hawkeye : Then I went back toward the front of the bus.
Dr. Sidney Freedman : And what happened next?
Hawkeye : There's something wrong with it. It stopped making noise. It just--just stopped.
[pauses]
Hawkeye : She-she killed it! She killed it!
Dr. Sidney Freedman : She killed the chicken?
Hawkeye : Oh, my God! Oh, my God! I didn't mean for her to kill it.
[sobbing]
Hawkeye : I did not--I--I just wanted it to be quiet. It was--it was a baby! She, she smothered her own baby.
[pauses]
Hawkeye : You son of a bitch, why did you make me remember that?
Dr. Sidney Freedman : You had to get it out in the open. Now we're halfway home.
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Dr. Sidney Freedman : Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants, and slide on the ice.
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[there was an Armed Forces Radio broadcast about the war possibly ending very soon]
Hawkeye : [in the psychiatric ward] Thank you, Dr. Freedman, I won't require your services anymore.
Dr. Sidney Freedman : Where are you headed, soldier?
Hawkeye : The war is coming to an end. Everybody's on stage for the finale. If you don't mind, I'd like to exchange my straitjacket for something in a 39 normal. So if you'll call me a taxi, I'll be on my way.
Dr. Sidney Freedman : So hard to find a cab in this part of the war. Besides, I don't think you're quite ready to leave.
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Dr. Sidney Freedman : B.J.!
B.J. : Hey, Sid, get your red-hot hot dogs.
Col. Potter : Folks, can I have you attention? I need Captain Hunnicutt. Would the hot dog man please get his buns over here?
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Hawkeye : Time to hit the couch?
Dr. Sidney Freedman : Actually, it may be time to hit the road.
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Dr. Sidney Freedman : Yesterday, you were going to tell me about that day at the beach.
Hawkeye : It was great, very hot. A lot of people say too much sun is no good for you. And you know, carcinomas can result from that. You know, this of course would concern me as a physician.
Dr. Sidney Freedman : I'd like to get back to the beach.
Hawkeye : Hey, go ahead, take the rest of the day off.
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[Hawkeye gets a phone call in the psychiatric ward]
Dr. Sidney Freedman : Good time as any for a break.
Hawkeye : Yeah, let's knock off till Christmas.
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Dr. Sidney Freedman : Ladies and gentlemen, take may advice: Pull down your pants and slide on the ice.