M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Goodbye, Farewell and Amen (1983)
Jeff Maxwell: Cpl. Igor Straminsky
Quotes
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Cpl. Igor Straminsky : I'm gonna do something where people don't yell at me when I put food in front of them - I'm gonna be a pig farmer.
Sergeant Luther Rizzo : What do you mean, "gonna be"?
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Maj. Winchester : Just a minute. You handle our food and dig latrines?
Cpl. Igor Straminsky : Don't worry, sir. I always wash my hands before I dig the latrines.