Harry invites you to meet the family: slow-witted big brother Alan, mute tiny adopted son Little Alan (only able to communicate through dance) and elderly Nana Hill (who does have a powerful kiss). Plus: shoe-shop adverts and an owl war.
How do you tell stalagmites from stalactites? You've got to have a system. Chief scientist Finsbury Park attempts to increase Little Alan Hill to Digby-the-Giant-Dog proportions, and Oliver the Musical as sung by ventriloquists.
Welcome to the world of Harry Hill: where Burt Kwouk tries to attract a chicken with superglue and 3 feathers, regular viewer Bunty Hoven writes in about big-faced celebrities and Nana Hill recalls bed and breakfast from cad James Hewitt.
Harry's ventriloquist's-dummy cat, Stouffer, has to use his litter tray. What if Prince Edward weds womble Madame Cholet? Plus: Hill frets that his mum's been reading his diary, and musicals based on the living (e.g. Camilla Parker-Bowles).
Discover: what the initials in B&Q really stand for; an odd use for oven-gloves that look like parrots; and how Angela Rumbold makes her lovely belly prints. Will an unexpected windfall bring Gareth Southgate Badger and friends happiness?
Harry and big brother Alan play Russian Roulette Piano. Can clowns Coco and Jojo, now demoted to the Circus' lavatory dept, stay on the good side of Ben Kingsley (Clown Union)? Plus: What if Neil Sedaka had been the first man on the Moon?
What happens when a fruit leaves the Fruit Union? Harry offers his Penguin biscuit to the hungry little orphan boy. This week's lovely record has Peter Davison singing Pulp. And Mum makes big brother Alan regret thinking of pretty girls.
Last in the series. The ratings are in, the franchise is being sold abroad - but might it be goodbye for Harry and pals? Will Finsbury Park finally transform Little Alan? Can Harry avoid Savlon for once? Will we ever see the badgers parade?