Big Trouble (2002)
Zooey Deschanel: Jenny Herk
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Quotes
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[Snake and Eddie are riding in the hi-jacked police car; and Eddie is coming up to the two main Airport signs]
Eddie : Okay, we gotta pick a road. Arrivals or departures? We're arriving, but then we're departing. Which one, Snake?
Snake : What do you think?
Jenny Herk : I think you guys should turn yourselves in and plead not guilty by reason of stupidity.
Snake : [looks at the signs] Departures.
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Jenny Herk : You, don't look at my ass when I walk away.
Andrew : I can't make that promise.
[leaves]
Andrew : Whoa. "You can squirt me tonight down at Bayside." You're gonna remember that line when you're an old dude, dude.
Matt Arnold : Are you looking at her ass?
Andrew : Yeah.
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Eliot Arnold : Strip poker. Strip poker. Now, that's a good game.
[Grabs a squirt gun away from Matt]
Eliot Arnold : This is a stupid game.
Matt Arnold : Dad, no offense, but only a moron would mistake that for a real gun.
Eliot Arnold : You could've been killed. And where's your partner in crime?
Matt Arnold : Andrew?
Jenny Herk : He ran the other way.
Eliot Arnold : Did anybody call the police?
Anna Herk : [off-screen] I'm making some coffee, you want some?
Eliot Arnold : I'll call the police.
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Jenny Herk : How do we wanna do this? We don't need to drag this any longer than it has to.
Andrew : You can shoot her in the crotch. You can be a couple.
Jenny Herk : This is a friend of yours?
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Snake : [remarking on his gun] Remember. I'm gonna have this thing pointed right at you. So, don't do something stupid.
Jenny Herk : How would you even know if I did something stupid?
Snake : I'll just know. Believe me, I can tell the difference.
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Matt Arnold : How about I shoot you in the hand?
Jenny Herk : My first hand job.
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Jenny Herk : I'm going upstairs where it's not so, I dunno, stupid.
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Jenny Herk : Can I borrow this? I'm totally into the Seminal Fluids. Arthur threw mine out at the carwash. He doesn't think it's music unless someone's playing an accordion.
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Arthur Herk : My TV... you shot my TV! You little son of a bitch, you're going to pay for that, *and* you're going to jail!
Matt Arnold : [mumbling] It's a squirt gun, man.
Arthur Herk : What?
Matt Arnold : It's a squirt gun.
Jenny Herk : Good thing you ran away, Arthur, you might have gotten wet.