Yes, Dear (2000–2006)

Liza Snyder: Christine Hughes

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• Christine Hughes : [hands Kim a blender]  Here, have your Daquiri maker back.

  Kim Warner : Why, doesn't it work?

  Christine Hughes : Well, yeah, it works just fine, but... do you remember yesterday?

  Kim Warner : Yes.

  Christine Hughes : I don't.

• Logan Hughes : Why do we have to take a bath? We're not dirty.

  Christine Hughes : Logan, in the last hour I've seen you stick your finger up three different nostrils.

• Kim Warner : [Greg and Kim found out that Jimmy and Christine had sex in their bed while house-sitting]  You had sex in our bed?

  Greg Warner : Well, yeah, I thought that was a given.

  Christine Hughes : What's the big deal? We left the bedspread on.

  Greg Warner : Oh, no, now I'll have to sit on the dresser to put on my socks!

  Jimmy Hughes : Greg, if you are skipping the bed, you might want to pass on the dresser too.

  Kim Warner : You two are animals! Maybe that wasn't a water leak. Maybe God was trying to throw water on the two of you.

  Christine Hughes : [Smirking]  Well, God's name did come up at the end.

  Jimmy Hughes : Oh, and Greg; remember that drawer on your desk you couldn't get open? Try it now.

  Greg Warner : On my desk too?

  Jimmy Hughes : [Smirking]  Maybe you just weren't banging on it with the right tool.

• Christine Hughes : Jimmy, I can't believe you got Dominic a mullet.

  Jimmy Hughes : Why? It's an acceptable haircut. Everybody in our hometown has a mullet.

  Christine Hughes : Jimmy, people in our hometown even give their dogs mullets. This isn't back home, this is LA.

  Greg Warner : Uh, Dominic; you want to go out back and play catch with me?

  Dominic Hughes [#2] : Sure!

  [Runs out] 

  Jimmy Hughes : Why'd you do that?

  Greg Warner : Well, I didn't think he should hear you two arguing over his haircut. It might break his heart; his 'Achy Breaky Heart'

  [Runs from room with Jimmy chasing him] 

• Jimmy Hughes : [Greg and KIm are getting ready to go out]  Hey, hey; all dressed up and ready, huh?

  Greg Warner : Jimmy, you are seeing the being of a great and wonderful Valentine's Day.

  Christine Hughes : As long as I don't have to see the end.

  [to Jimmy] 

  Christine Hughes : Can you imagine watching those two skinny little bodies naked? It would be like watching a praying mantis having sex with a cricket.

• Christine Hughes : Jimmy, I've told you before, it's okay if you look at porn. Just let me know when you find something good.

• Christine Hughes : [explaining to the babysitter]  Ok, this baby monitor will let you keep track of Dominic from the house. Now, if he begins to cry, press this button to turn it off.

• Kim Warner : I never would've thought of such a... natural method of toilet training.

  Christine Hughes : Well, it worked so well for Dominic, he picked it up in no time.

  Dominic Hughes [#2] : I had to learn in the snow.

• Greg Warner : [Sammy has fallen down from the jungle-gym]  Does it still hurt, Sammy?

  Sam 'Sammy' Warner : No.

  Christine Hughes : I'm just glad he stopped crying...

  Greg Warner : I was worried about my son!

• Jimmy Hughes : Wait, I thought you said you would support my decision no matter what!

  Christine Hughes : Yeah! If you made the right one!

• Christine Hughes : Hey, hey, hey, hey. Did you guys clean up your toys in there?

  Dominic Hughes [#2] : No.

  Christine Hughes : Well, go back in there and pick 'em up. You want your mom to trip on a Power Ranger again and break her other ankle?

  Logan Hughes : No, we're sorry.

  Kim Warner : Christine, you broke your ankle trying on slutty shoes at the mall.

  Christine Hughes : Shh! Knowing their mom's a clumsy tramp isn't going to keep their room clean for the next six to eight weeks.

• Christine Hughes : I don't like hitting my kids. What are we Bill Cosby.

  Kim Warner : Bill Cosby didn't spank his kids.

  Christine Hughes : Who am I thinking of?

  Greg Warner : Bing Crosby.

• Jimmy Hughes : Hi everybody! I'm back and I took Dominic to get his hair cut.

  Christine Hughes : My God, Jimmy! You got him a mullet!

  Greg Warner : [to Kim]  He looks like the world's shortest lesbian.

• Jimmy Hughes : [Jimmy and Greg are leaving to vandalize a neighbors house]  Ok, the men are leaving to fight this battle. It would be nice if the women would greet us appropriately when we return.

  Christine Hughes : I'll be waiting in bed with a grilled cheese sandwitch

  Jimmy Hughes : [Looking at Greg]  Let's go!

• Christine Hughes : Why are you worried about Greg?

  Jimmy Hughes : Well, Roy and I were kidding him about being scared to go to that barbeque place down in 'the hood'. He's been gone about two hours and we haven't heard from him.

  Christine Hughes : Well, what did he tell you when you called him on his cell phone?

  Jimmy Hughes : [Looking confused]  Uhhhhhhh.

  Christine Hughes : You didn't call him on his cell phone?

  Jimmy Hughes : Uh, well, no.

  Christine Hughes : Well, excuse me if I don't wait around for the exciting end of 'CS-I'm-a-moron'.

• Christine Hughes : You don't know who Uday and Qasay are?

  Jimmy Hughes : No. I never learned Pig Latin.

• Christine Hughes : Look, the governor is chasing some guy around the basketball court. Natalie, isn't that Tom running around and making a fool out of himself?

  Natalie : [Never looks up from her magazine]  Yep.

  Christine Hughes : You didn't even look!

  Natalie : [Turning a page]  Don't have to.