Baddiel & Skinner Unplanned (2000– )

Frank Skinner: Self

Quotes 

• David Baddiel : Was Pete Doherty shit at Live 8? I mean, he was all right for a crack addict.

  Frank Skinner : He did it with Elton John, didn't he? Isn't he a bit of a crack addict?

• Audience member : [talking about the differences between fake breasts and real ones]  Real breasts sag, though.

  Secretary : Mine don't do that.

  Frank Skinner : Oh, but they will, dear.

• David Baddiel : Who would you have as the next James Bond?

  Audience member : Robbie Williams. He's got charisma.

  Frank Skinner : Are you sure that's not chlamydia?