Jake Richardson: Teen #1
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Quotes
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Jay : [singing] Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, fuck / Mother fuck, mother fuck, / Noise noise noise, / 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, / Noise, noise noise / Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz, / Doin' coke, drinkin' beers, / Drinkin' beers, beers, beers, / Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts, / Who smokes the blunts? / We smoke the blunts. / Rollin' blunts and smokin'...
Teen #2 : Uh, let me get a nickel bag.
Jay : [singing] / Fifteen bucks, little man, / Put that shit in my hand, / If that money doesn't show, / Then you owe me, owe me, owe, / My jungle love, yeah, / Owe-ee, owe-ee, owe, / I think I want to know ya, know ya, / Yeah, what?
Teen #1 : What the hell are you singing?
Jay : You don't know "Jungle Love?" That shit is the mad notes. Written by God herself and sent down to the greatest band in the world: The mother-fucking Time.
Teen #2 : You mean the guys in that Prince movie?
[Silent Bob points to the two teens]
Teen #1 : Yeah, Purple Rain.
Teen #2 : Man, that shit was so gay - fucking eighties style.
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Teen #1 : Jay says you guys had a Star Wars themed wedding, and you tied the knot dressed as Storm Troopers.
Teen #2 : Yeah, and he says you're the bitch and you're the butch.
Dante Hicks : I'm the BITCH?
Randal Graves : Well, if we were gay, that's certainly the way I'd see it.
Dante Hicks : Will you shut up!
Teen #1 : [to Teen #2] Holy shit, dude. The honeymoon's over.
