Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000–2024)

Patrick Kerr: Michael, Blind Man (Michael)

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• [Larry just found out the show tempo is a lot faster than the rehearsal tempo] 

  Larry David : Bullshit, that's not the tempo. Get out of here.

  Blind Man : I think it is.

  Larry David : What?

  Blind Man : Pretty much.

  Larry David : Well, I don't know any human could dance to that tempo. You'd have to be "Flash" to dance like that.

  Blind Man : Who?

  Larry David : Oh, forget it. It's a comic book character wearing the red costume. The guy in the red costume!

  Blind Man : I don't even know what red is.

  Larry David : Hm. It's hard to talk to a blind guy, you have no references.

• Richard : How could you not help a blind man?

  Larry : How could you say "blind man" in front of a blind man?

  Blind Man : Oh pleeeeeeease, don't...

  Larry : You called him a blind man right in front of him.

  Richard : No, I didn't, I didn't mean that in a bad way, no, I got...

  Blind Man : Oh no, no, no no...

  Richard : I meant sightless. I didn't mean... I mean I respect the blind as much as anybody, I...

  Blind Man : Oh, of course, it's not a problem, believe me.

  Richard : No, I didn't mean that in a, in a derogatory sense. I got my own problems, really...

  Blind Man : No no!

  Richard : ...and I'm a recovering alcoholic, I have, I have intimacy problems, so...

  Blind Man : Oh really?

  Larry : Poor guy. Terrible intimacy problems.

  Blind Man : Ohhhhhh.

  Richard : I do have problems! I had...

  Larry : Can't get close to a woman, it's a terrible thing!

  Richard : It happens to be true! I'm just sayin' we're all in the same...

  Blind Man : Yeah, right.

  Larry : We're all the same. He can't see, and you have intimacy problems. You guys have a lot in common, don't ya?