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Björn Kjellman: Candy Darling

Quotes 

• Candy Darling : That's not true!

  Mona : It's true!

  Candy Darling : You're kidding!

  Mona : I'm not!

  Candy Darling : [singing]  We will dance in the neon, on the journey trough the night... Champagne, we must toast this!

  Mona : Is it a real champagne?

  Candy Darling : Nah, just some Spanish crap, that I bought in the supermarket. Fake, fake, fake.That's my life's moto. AAAAH! I have tons of things-purple, gold, more purple, more gold... I'm gonna dress Schlager Queen for real. I see myself as the dresses's Picasso. This is my brush and you, you can I make into the biggest diva that will ever exist! Or something like that

  Mona : Well, that won't work.I read that Sabina will make a comeback.It's in all newspapers. Noone is gonna care anything about me.

• Mona : [telling to Candy about her meeting with the producer]  And next week, I'm gonna be interviewed on TV. It's so amazing! It's just so amazing to die to!

  Candy Darling : Well, I'm gonna die anyway. Is it OK, if I lie down a bit?

  Mona : You know what happened today? I think I'm gonna go nuts!

  Candy Darling : What is it?

  Mona : Micke Biendelfeldt invited me to VIP party.

  Candy Darling : Wow! This is great! Congratulations!

  Mona : Great? For God's sake horrible! What am I gonna wear? Jeans and some old T-Shirt with the hospital banner on it?I'm so gonna make fool out of myself!

  Candy Darling : Well, that's no problem. Go to my closet and pick whatever you want. I'm not going anywhere anyway.

  Mona : [delighted]  ooohhh, how lucky I am to have a brother who's a transvestite!

  Mona : I know, but don't thank me, thank God who made me like that!

• Mona : [sings the song, Candy Darling has tears in his eyes] 

  Carola : Did you write it?

  Mona : Well what do you think?

  Candy Darling : It's just made to be a hit! It's fantastic! Send it somewhere, send it to Melodifestivalen, they're just looking for songs!

  Bosse : But to Melodifestivalen, come on! You're not serious!

  Mona : Exactly! And what a lyrics, I had an F in Swedish in school by the way.

  Candy Darling : Send it I said! But only if I make a dress.

  Mona : Of course you make it.

  Candy Darling : Oooohhhh, awesome! A lot of glitter, a lot of legs a lot of everything!

  Bosse : Well you can't be serious!

  Mona : Oh yeah, and why not?

  Bosse : Are you gonna make a fool out of yourself in front of the entire Swedish nation? You don't have a chance!

  Mona : Well I'm sorry to bother all of you. It was just some stupid idea, exactly what David said, it's OK...

  Bosse : Oh come on, I didn't mean to....

  Mona : [slaps his hand]  It was exatcly what you meant! It's OK! Cofee anyone?