House of Mouse (2001–2003)

Bill Farmer: Goofy, Pluto, Horace Horsecollar, Practical Pig, Goofy's Mom, Phone Operator, Robot Goofy, Robot Pluto, Sheriff of Nottingham, Valentine Cards

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Quotes 

• [Pete is accused of stealing the cartoons] 

  Pete : This rope isn't mine. My fingerprints here don't prove nothin' and I don't even know Horace Horsecollar.

  Horace : Hey Pete.

  Pete : Oh, hey Horace. How's it goin'?

  Horace : Goin' all right? How's the wife and kids?

  Pete : Can't complain.

• Goofy : Two pigs were wallowing in the mud... no, wait, that's a dirty joke. Ding-dong. No, wait, that should be knock-knock.

  Talking Doorknob : Oh, who's there, who's there?

  Goofy : Oh, never mind. Knock-knock jokes stink.

  Talking Doorknob : Hmph. I take that as a personal slam on doors.

• Max : You got me a car?

  Goofy : Even better. I got you your own parking space.

• Goofy : What're you all doin'?

  Mickey : Just hanging out with Max.

  Goofy : I thought you were trying to keep me from seein' that car Max crashed through the wall.

• Goofy : [At the phone company]  This is the party line. Oh, water line, red line, dandy line, hair line, life line, fe-line, airline, firin' line, incline.

  [Donald Duck is wrapped up in phone lines] 

  Goofy : I guess Donald is the "Line" King.

• Voiceover : In the hip-hop world, you want to be phat.

  Goofy : Fat? It's these pants, right?

• Mickey : Minnie! There's no audience.

  Minnie Mouse : I know, that's because nobody want's to see Pete day.

  Mickey : Aw, we knew this would happen, I bet Pete's really mad, huh?

  Minnie Mouse : Uh-uh! I'm busy right now! Bye-bye!

  [Minnie runs away] 

  Mickey : Say uh, Pluto, ha-ha!

  Pluto : Uh-uh!

  [Pluto runs away] 

  Mickey : Aw, Zipity Doo darn!

• Mickey : Well, Goofy, Super Goof, he's got to be non other than...

  Clarabelle : Dumbo!

  Goofy : Oh, come on! I maybe Goofy, but I'm not even that stupid!

• Goofy : [to Dumbo]  Hyuck! Peanuts are going fast.

  [Chip and Dale stoled the nuts from Dumbo] 

  Goofy : See? What I tell you.

• Mickey : Oh, boy! Bibbidi Bobbidi Stew!

  [the stew was gone, cut to Goofy] 

  Goofy : Folks, I feel just awful. Does anyone need anything? Maybe some more stew?

  Audience : No!

• Goofy : Then I should break my leg.

  Gaston : No one breaks a leg like Gaston!

  [goes to the side and breaks his leg] 

• [In "How to be a gentlemen] 

  Voiceover : ...and now onto the gentleman's wardrobe.

  [a shade appears around Goofy, then moves away. He is wearing a blonde wig, eyeshadow, elbow-length gloves, an emerald ring, a red evening dress and red high heels] 

  Goofy : Hyuk! Fetching!

  Voiceover : Ahem! A gentle-*MAN'S* wardrobe!