The First $20 Million Is Always the Hardest (2002)

Jake Busey: Darrell Claxton

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• Darrell : Darrell doesn't cry. Darrell's eyes sweat.

• Darrell : Darrell's been inoculated.

• Andy : Darrel just smiled!

  Darrell : I did not! It was a facial spasm!

• Darrell : One drop of this on Darrell's palm and you'll be pushing the mercury past 105 and choking to death on your own mucus in 24 hours.

  Andy : But you'd be dead too.

  Darrell : Darrell's been inoculated.

• Andy : Now what's wrong?

  Darrell : How do you think people get sick, huh? Some guy picks his nose or scratches his ass, then he grabs that handle. You touch it and next thing you know, you're bleeding out of your eyes - out of your anus. Go ahead. Be my guest. Touch it.

  Andy : [puts hand on handle, opens the door and licks his palm]  Live Dangerously

• Darrell : Aquatophano is a transparent and tasteless poison that delivers death with no real symptoms... I'm in.

  Salman : He's never officially been linked to any murders but I'd stick to bottled water.