Trailer Park Boys (2001–2018)

Jonathan Torrens: J-Roc

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Quotes 

• [repeated line] 

  J-Roc : Ya know what I'm sayin'?

• J-Roc : Can't we talk? You're acting awful hard Randy.

  Randy : Well sometimes life is hard, J-Roc.

  J-Roc : Randy, sometimes, you're fat. You don't hear me talk about that, do you?

  [Pointing to baby-mamas] 

  J-Roc : Look down dawg, nawmsayin'? Ya understand? Seems to me, like you should be able to understand and be sympathetic to what it's like to be pregnant, dawg.

  Randy : What are you talking about, J-Roc?

  J-Roc : Oh what, you a'int pregnant with a bucket of chicken?

  [Addressing unborn child] 

  J-Roc : Hey, lemme tell you somethin' little mafucker. When you grow up, don't grow up to be like that mafucker right there!

  [Pointing to Randy] 

  J-Roc : Randy, you a'int even had your ultrasound yet, have you dawg? I could do you right now.

  [Uses bling like a stethoscope] 

  J-Roc : I hear chicken. I hear cola fizz, and mustard and relish coagulating together with french fries and onion rings, but you know what? I don't hear a heart, motherfucker. C'mon ladies, let's pack this shit up. That's whack, Randy. Go on with your wallet. AFTER ALL I'VE DONE FOR YOU, HAIRY BITCH!

• [His speech to become trailer park supervisor, after the boys slip some magic mushrooms into his hot dog] 

  Sam Losco : Now, my number one priority is to clean up the criminal activity in this park, and those responsible for it. And you know who I'm talking about.

  Ricky : Why don't you go fuck yourself, you fucking dick? You're not even from this park.

  Sam Losco : I'm just getting started, boy. You just wait.

  Ricky : Yeah we'll see about that, you dick.

  Sam Losco : Now I plan on working hand in hand with the poli- with the people of this park, and the police... departure, we're...

  Sam Losco : [He suddenly stops and stares into space]  This is fucked up... uhh... I'll look at Ricky's ass, after you... no. You get that lawnmower...

  Ricky : You're on fucking drugs!

  Bubbles : Sam's on drugs everybody!

  J-Roc : [making a turntable motion in the air]  Nobody can understand what you're brrrrrrzzzzzss-sayin'!

• J-Roc : In this park it's one muthafucka for one and all muthafucka for all muthafuckas!

• Bubbles : Please J-ROC. I'll give you two grams of blonde Lebanese hash.

  J-Roc : That's not even blonde mothafucka.

  Bubbles : Well it's dirty blonde.

• J-Roc : Yo, DVS, I am so down with your shit, tell me what's goin on my brother?

  Detroit Velvet Smooth : Brother... you callin' me your brother? Seems to me like one of us ain't black.

• J-Roc's Mom : Jamie, how many 29 year old record company presidents operate out of their mom's trailers? Know what I'm sayin'?

  J-Roc : Believe it or not ma, some people think I'm gonna make it in this rap game!, know what I'm sayin'