The Life of Larry (1995)

Seth MacFarlane: Seth MacFarlane, Larry Cummings, Steve, Lois Cummings, Man in Underwear, Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock, Sulu, Ensign Skippee, British Man, Jeremy, Tom Hanks, Alex Trebek, Preacher, God

Quotes 

• [to camera] 

  Seth MacFarlane : Oh. Hello. You scared the crap out of me.

• Seth MacFarlane : I'm Seth MacFarlane, Associate Production Coordinating Directorial Associate Managing Departmental Divisional Office Supervisor of the International Network Amalgamation Distributing Corporation Management Organisational Association of Men Who Like Pussy.

• Mr. Sulu : Sir, we are approaching the planet.

  Capt. Kirk : Very good. We're beaming down. It could be dangerous - we may be killed - but that's why we're out here. The landing party will consist of myself, Mr. Spock, Dr. McCoy and Ensign Skippy.

  Ens. Skippy : Oh shit.

• [Larry in is bed with his wife and Steve, the dog at the end of the bed. Larry turns off the light and as everyone's getting ready to sleep, Larry says...] 

  Larry Cummings : I was just thinking about how lucky we are to have a kid, ya know? Just take it for granted. It's a miracle when you think about it. This whole birth thing. I mean, what happens, I unload a whole batch of these little reproductive things into your, uh, ya know, miracle bucket, and 9 months later, Milt comes out, ya know? I mean, for me it's got it's own inspiring mystique about it, as like...

  [Steve, the dog interrupts Larry by turning on the bedroom light] 

  Steve : For God sakes Larry, people are trying to sleep around here.

• Larry Cummings : [discussing William Shatner in Star Trek]  I think what happens is that he, uh... eats his food, and whatever Spock can't finish, he eats that too.

  Steve : Wh... where did you... where did you hear that?

  Larry Cummings : Episode 65.

  Steve : Ah.

  Steve : [pauses]  Fucking fat-ass is what he is.

• Steve : [Begging to be adopted as a pet]  You will be responsible for the subsequent euthanasia!

  Larry Cummings : Yeah, and there are probably too many kids being born over there, right?