This movie includes the SEX BOMB JOAN VAN ARK!!
All I remember about this movie is that the SEXY Joan Van Ark is in it wearing sexy clothing!! This movie is about two guys looking for diamonds or something, whatever!! Anyway, Joan Van Ark is in the movie and in the first scene she is drunk or just crazy and in a bar wearing a sexy see through top, black bra and hot, tight black pants. The bar is dark though so you can't fully see her hot body in the see through shirt! I had to turn up the brightness and lightness on my TV settings to the highest, but I still couldn't see to the fullest! Arrest lighting people, stupid cows! Joan acts drunk in the best acting I've seen in my life! This woman is just beyond a super hero!!! She falls down drunk in the club with her lip gloss and her top flies up to show her HOT stomach! Keep in mind, she was in her late 50s or early 60s in this, she is a ageless superhero!! The guy tries to pick her up, but drops her again and her shirt flies up again (thank you god)! Then they take her home and she says her gate is locked and the sexy idiot left her keys on the other side of the gate or something, so get ready, the sex machine tries to climb over the gate complete with amazing wardrobe malfunctions again! Then it cuts to her waking up in bed with one of the guys! She gets up out of bed and sits up on the side of the bed and shows her total naked back (it was heaven) and then puts a robe on, there is also some side boob showing!! I couldn't relax after watching this movie! It's better than dirty magazines!!! One missed opportunity though! They didn't show the whole sex scene, just her waking up after sex, once again arrest all crew involved! My god every writer, producer, director, lighting person, etc. should be in a mental institution! If you get Joan Van Ark, the hottest women ever to exist and that ever will exist to star in your movie, you better use her hotness to the fullest and not blow it and let the whole world down! They are crushing dreams here and wrecking lives! Bird butts!!
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