Kopps (2003)

Göran Ragnerstam: Lasse

Photos 

Quotes 

• Lasse : [after telling the owner of the "theft", he even refuses first to report it because "it's only sausages". Lasse manages to convince him otherwise]  Listen, Kent. The law says you have to make a report - otherwise we can report you for an unfiled report. Because you didn't report the report you're bound to report - your report can be reported because you didn't report it. And then your report can be reported by us... You understand?

  Kent : No... But I'll make a report, I'll do it.

• Lasse : Radio Cars?

  Benny : That is what they are called

  Lasse : I will not drive around saying "radio cars"

  Benny : Then some errors will occur. There's a lot of vehicles in the police force. Emergency vehicles, Black Marias...

  Jacob : Benny, we just have two cars. Number one and number two. That can't be too difficult to understand.

• Agneta : [prods Lasse's stomach]  What kind of fat is this? Looks like a bun around his stomach. Do you have a spare tire if we have a puncture?

  Lasse : And you say that with those baggy tits. Shitty saddlebags pointing south.

  Agneta : Hey, Hey... Hey, take a shower with me, and I'll show you.

  Agneta : [squeezes her breasts]  Perfect.

• Lasse : We just tried to change the statistics.