Madea's Family Reunion (2002 Video)
David Mann: Leroy Brown
Quotes
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Leroy Brown : Mable You Look, Ooh, Mable You Look, You Look Like A Fat Energizer Bunny
Mable "Madea" Simmons : And Brown you look, you look, you look like a rotten fruit roll-up.
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Leroy Brown : [Brown comes out with only a towel and a shower cap on] Mable? Where Mable at? Mable?
Cora : Mr. Brown! Calm down!
Leroy Brown : Ain't no calm you ain't go be shootin at my dog again! Mable!
Mable "Madea" Simmons : Brown what the?
[Madea laughs continuously]
Mable "Madea" Simmons : Brown what the hell is wrong with you get out my yard. I don't know who got alzheimer's you or your wife? You look a mess! Get the hell outta my yard
Leroy Brown : You better stop messin-
[gets cut off by madea]
Mable "Madea" Simmons : You better get the hell outta my yard monkey!
Leroy Brown : You know what! Imma call the police on you!
Mable "Madea" Simmons : Do i look like I'm scared of the po po Brown? Call the po po, I aint scared of the po po!
Leroy Brown : You got one more time you big ol nasty whale.
Mable "Madea" Simmons : You the one standing there lookin like a BIG BLACK SEAL.
[Starts making seal noises]
Leroy Brown : Mable, you better not fool wit my dog again. Take this boot and bust you upside yo head wit it.
Mable "Madea" Simmons : Thats a baoot in ya hand I thought it was your arm!
[Madea starts laughing continuously]
Mable "Madea" Simmons : Brown, you so black I would shoot ya but your skin just teflon, ain't no bullet go get through it.
Leroy Brown : You ain't got now another time.
Mable "Madea" Simmons : Just get the hell outta my yard you pig in a blanket! Go put some lotion on them knee caps!
Leroy Brown : Ain't nuttin' wrong with my knees, you stink anyway.
Mable "Madea" Simmons : You the one that's mursty - I can smell you over here.