Viva la Bam (2003–2006)
Vincent Margera: Self
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Quotes
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Bam's Uncle : Italy's shaped like a boot for a reason... so they can stick it up your ass.
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Bam Margera : What country are we in?
Bam's Uncle : Switzer-Land Bam.
Bam Margera : And what are ya wearing?
Bam's Uncle : The Liederhosen you gave me.
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Bam's Uncle : I wanna get leaning leaning tower of pizza and I'll be happy
Bam Margera : The Leaning Tower of what?
Bam's Uncle : Pizza
Bam Margera : Spell It
Bam's Uncle : P-I-Z-Z-A. Pizza. It's like a spelling bee you know. Pizza.
Bam Margera : Vito the whole world is laughing at you right now
Bam's Uncle : No they're not Bam. That's how you spell pizza. P-I-Z-Z-A.
Bam Margera : Yeah, that's how you spell "pizza" it's not The Leaning Tower of pizza, jackass!
Bam's Uncle : That's where it came from, Bam, Italy. You don't know nothing abou Italy.
Bam Margera : [Hangs head laughing]
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Bam's Uncle : [In Pisa, Italy] The whole goddamn city is named after pizza
Bam Margera : It's Pisa
Bam Margera : Yeah, but that's "pizza" in Italian
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Bam Margera : Row your boat!
Bam's Uncle : Row my boat where? Gently down the stream?
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Bam Margera : Looks like we're ready for Monaco. Ready to go outside?
Bam's Uncle : Yeah Bam I just wanna go to the beach.
Bam Margera : Do you know the rules of Monaco?
Bam's Uncle : Naw they got stupid rules...
Bam Margera : You cant talk loud.
Bam's Uncle : ...itza stupid kazixta stupid country, datzall i know.
Bam Margera : -whispering- Whisper.
Bam's Uncle : Whisper What?
Bam Margera : -whispering- Whisper, Shhhhh.
Bam's Uncle : What whisper then we'll get outta this town, and I can get outta this suit if I whisper?
Bam Margera : -whispering- Yes whisper.
Bam's Uncle : -whispering- I'll whisper lets go... I hate Monaco... Pistachio... Pistachio.
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Bam's Uncle : [Repeated] Yo!
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Bam's Uncle : Do you wanna die or do ya wanna live? Live or die?
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Colin Morrison : [drives his bike through a glass door in the house]
Bam's Mom : Am I the only normal one here?
Bam's Uncle : No, Ape, I'm normal.
Bam's Mom : Oh, God! You're so not normal!
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Bam's Uncle : What are you? Retarded or something?
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Bam's Uncle : Best Germany ever.
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Bam's Uncle : I'm gonna kill your plane, you watch!
Johnny Knoxville : Jesus, That's... That is so hateful...!
Bam's Uncle : Come near me again, I'll kill ya.