Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (2004 Video Game)

James Yaegashi: Woozie

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• [CJ, Woozie, Suzie, Zero, one of Woozie's assistants, the occupant of the room and two other men are in the planning room] 

  Carl Johnson : It seems impossible to keep a secret around here! I would have thought the size of the room would keep the numbers down.

  Man #1 : Hey, speak up, we can't hear you back here!

  Carl Johnson : I appreciate your input, but please, fuck off.

  Man #1 : What did he say?

  Man #2 : [murmuring]  He said fuck off.

  [Man #1 and Man #2 leave] 

  Carl Johnson : [to the occupant]  Hey, what are you still doing here?

  Occupant : I live here.

  Carl Johnson : Oh, OK, you can stay.

  Occupant : Great.

  Su Xi Mu : Hey, where's the coffee and doughnuts?

  [CJ purposely ignores Suzie] 

  Carl Johnson : OK, look, I'm going to go shut off the city's power source. Woozie, look after these fools for me.

  Woozie : OK, now, the important thing to remember with a plan like this, is that... nothing can go wrong.

• [Woozie is in a room in the casino. CJ enters] 

  Carl Johnson : Woozie?

  Woozie : Oh, Carl.

  Carl Johnson : You could at least turn the lights on.

  Woozie : Oh, I thought I had. This window here must let some light in.

  Carl Johnson : Yeah, this is perfect right here. This is where we're going to plan the heist at.

  Woozie : Anyone else coming?

  Carl Johnson : No.

  Woozie : Couldn't we have done this in my office?

  Carl Johnson : You gotta have a secret place to plan shit like this, that's just how it's done!

  Woozie : OK, OK, I see where you're coming from. So, what do we do?

  Carl Johnson : I guess we got to make a plan.

  Woozie : Speaking of plans, do you have the layout to Caligula's Casino?

  Carl Johnson : Shit. No. I guess I gotta go get one.

  Woozie : Meeting adjourned?

  Carl Johnson : Meeting adjourned.

• [The usual six men that are planning the heist are in the planning room in the casino. CJ is at the front giving out instructions] 

  Carl Johnson : OK, we got the bikes. And Woozie's taken care of the uniforms. Now, we just gotta get an armoured van and re-spray it with the Caligula's Casino logo.

  Woozie : Why don't we steal one while it's on its rounds? That way we can make some money too.

  Carl Johnson : No, I don't want to get the crew caught up in some street level jacking - it could get ugly.

  Zero : I... I have an idea? Um... Have you ever seen those helicopters they use to lift heavy loads?

  Su Xi Mu : Yeah, they call 'em 'sky cranes'. We could lift the whole truck and take them to someplace safe.

  Woozie : Then we need to steal a sky crane. Unfortunately I'm not a pilot.

  Zero : No, me neither.

  Su Xi Mu : Hey, don't look at me.

  Assistant : Or me.

  Carl Johnson : Shit. I'll fly it, then. We can re-spray it at the airstrip.

  Zero : Yeah, Carl. It'll be just like fighting Berkley, only bigger!

  Carl Johnson : Yeah, thanks for that.

• [CJ and Woozie are playing Blackjack] 

  Woozie : Hit me.

  Carl Johnson : Are you sure, man?

  Woozie : Yeah. I'm going for a 5 card hand, come on.

  [CJ gives Woozie another card] 

  Carl Johnson : I'm gonna stick. What you got?

  Woozie : How would I know? you tell me.

  Carl Johnson : Not good. You got, uh, 47.

  Woozie : Damn. You're bad luck for me. You know, when I play the other guys, I always win!

• [CJ and Woozie are in the planning room in the casino. CJ has the layout for Caligula's Casino on a board] 

  Carl Johnson : Now I know you're blind, man - but you gotta see this.

  Woozie : Very clever. So what's the prognosis? Is this just going to be extremely difficult, or next- to-impossible?

  Carl Johnson : Hear me out on this, homie. All right, the cash room is on the bottom level. There's a bunch of rooms and a tunnel under the whole building with access to the casino floors at either end of the complex. All right? Now, security consists of CCTV, a key code access and, in places, a swipe card.

  Woozie : Hey, are you pointing again?

  Carl Johnson : Oh, my bad - habit.

  Woozie : Ah, don't worry; it's good practice for when we finally get a crew in on this.

  Carl Johnson : Yeah, I know.

  [Suzie enters carrying a box] 

  Su Xi Mu : Hey boss, this arrived for CJ.

  Carl Johnson : Hey, hey hey hey! Damn, man - now he's seen the plans!

  Woozie : Well, then we've got our first recruit. Come on in and shut the door.

  [CJ opens the box that arrived for him] 

  Carl Johnson : All right, cool. This is a security card reader that Zero's sent over. Now all we need to do is get one of those cards...

  [Cut TO CJ outside the casino] 

  Carl Johnson : Luckily, there's always one guaranteed weak link in any security set up. The human heart.

• Carl Johnson : [loses in a video game against Woozie, throws controller down and stands up]  SHIT! MAN!... HOW YOU DO THAT?

  Woozie : [laughs] 

• Woozie : I have a confession to make. I... I'm blind.

  Carl Johnson : No shit.

• Carl Johnson : Woozie, you know I'm black and not Chinese, right?

  Woozie : Carl, I may be blind, but I'm not stupid.

• [after one of Woozie's henchmen come in and put down two casino chips] 

  Woozie : One's a fake.

  Carl Johnson : That's amazing. You didn't even touch them.

  Woozie : No. I just took a guess. Why else would he come in with two chips and sound so worried?

• Woozie : Thank you Carl, you saved me from having to kill them all myself.

• [after Woozie runs into a wall and falls down] 

  Carl Johnson : What's the matter? You lost? Need a hand?

  Woozie : NO! Uh... no I was just, you know, getting the feel of the place.