Len uses his redundancy money to set up his company, Len Tollit Cellphones. The family remain unconvinced. Brother Morris has found a new spiritual guide called Geronimo and bought himself a small boat. Len fears has become a capitalist.
When Sean scores the winning penalty in the semi final, Len laments about his days has a wing half when only an injury stopped him signing for Port Vale. Len decides to offer Sean's football team his knowledge and become their trainer.
Len gets out the camper van, where the family head to a nearby lock waiting for Morris to launch his new boat. It is soon pointed out that Morris does not own a small craft licence and it's keel is over two foot it won't sail in the canal.
Pat is looking forward to rehearsals of her forthcoming theatrical debut, meaning Les will be cooking tea. Les is less than happy that his nemesis Bob 'fascist' Carling is offered thanks for his assistance in the local church dramatics.
Len's business is in trouble after buying a number of dud cellphones. He decides get out the camper van and head for a holiday in Wales with the family. Troy wants to re-kindle his romance with Siobhan but finds himself unwanted in Wales.
Len persuades Morris to join him in new venture, landscape gardening. Len can't believe it when he learns his first landscaping job is at the home councillor Norman, who is sat by the side of the pool with nemesis Bob 'facist' Carling.