Ted Manson: Chip
Quotes
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Chip : I can't hold my tongue. These kids are my grandchildren and you are raising them wrong. They are *terrible* boys!
Walker : Shut up, Chip, or I'll go ape-shit on your ass!
Texas Ranger : I'm gonna scissor-kick you in the back of the head!
Cal Naughton, Jr. : Yeah!
Ricky Bobby : Yeah! Now turn up the heat!
Cal Naughton, Jr. : Go on and get some, boys!
Ricky Bobby : Come on!
Walker : I'm ten years old, but I'll beat your ass!
Texas Ranger : Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!
Cal Naughton, Jr. : Like a spider monkey! Go on!
Ricky Bobby : Chip, you brought this on, man.
Walker : Greatest Generation my ass. Tom Brokaw's a punk!
Chip : What is wrong with you?
Texas Ranger : Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!
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Chip : [to Ricky Bobby] Are you just going to let your sons talk to their grandfather like this?
Ricky Bobby : Hell yes I am! They are winners! That is how winners talk!
Carley Bobby : If we wanted two wussies, we would have named them Dr. Quinn and Medicine Woman!
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Chip : Jesus was a man! He had a beard!
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Cal Naughton, Jr. : You just lost your wife, you just lost your job... don't throw out your best friend because of your anger.
Ricky Bobby : That's absolutely ridiculous, man!
Chip : Ricky? Remember: the field mouse is fast, but the owl sees at night. Ha, ha, ha, ha...
Cal Naughton, Jr. : That's kinda' creepy, ain't it?
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Chip : The field mouse is fast, but the owl sees at night.
