Houston Tumlin: Walker Bobby
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Quotes
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Chip : I can't hold my tongue. These kids are my grandchildren and you are raising them wrong. They are *terrible* boys!
Walker : Shut up, Chip, or I'll go ape-shit on your ass!
Texas Ranger : I'm gonna scissor-kick you in the back of the head!
Cal Naughton, Jr. : Yeah!
Ricky Bobby : Yeah! Now turn up the heat!
Cal Naughton, Jr. : Go on and get some, boys!
Ricky Bobby : Come on!
Walker : I'm ten years old, but I'll beat your ass!
Texas Ranger : Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!
Cal Naughton, Jr. : Like a spider monkey! Go on!
Ricky Bobby : Chip, you brought this on, man.
Walker : Greatest Generation my ass. Tom Brokaw's a punk!
Chip : What is wrong with you?
Texas Ranger : Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!
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Reese Bobby : Now, you show me the DNA test and then maybe I'll, uh... I'll say hello to these swamp rats.
Frank : [from the house next door] You people shut the hell up! I got a wife in an oxygen tent tryin' to sleep!
Reese Bobby : You better shut the hell up or I'll come over there and rip a hole in that tent!
Lucy Bobby : Yeah, shut up, Frank!
Walker : Go shave your balls, you dusty old fart!
Reese Bobby : Okay, I guess they are my grandkids.
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Ricky Bobby : How was school today, boys?
Walker : I threw a bunch of Grandpa Chip's war medals off the bridge.
[Chip is startled]
Ricky Bobby : Sounds like a good day. How 'bout you, TR?
Texas Ranger : The teacher asked me what was the capital of North Carolina. I said Washington, D.C.
Cal Naughton, Jr. : Bingo.
Ricky Bobby : Nice.
Texas Ranger : She said, "No, you're wrong." I said, "You got a lumpy butt." She got mad at me and yelled at me and I pissed in my pants and I never did change my pee-pants all day. I'm still sittin' in my dirty pee-pants.
Cal Naughton, Jr. : I wet my bed until I was nineteen. There's no shame in that.
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Walker : Shut up in here! I'm trying to sleep!
Texas Ranger : One of you turds is about to get smacked in the mouth!
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Walker : [the boys are running around when they should be in Sunday school] ANARCHY! ANARCHY!
Texas Ranger : I don't know what that means, but I LOVE it!
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Ricky Bobby : Dear Lord Baby Jesus, I want to thank you for this wonderful meal, my two beautiful sons, Walker and Texas Ranger, and my red-hot smokin' wife, Carley.
Carley Bobby : [raises hands] Woo!
Cal Naughton, Jr. : Mhmm!
Walker , Texas Ranger : Ow.
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Walker : Granny? How much longer are we gonna have to do this?
[Both boys are wearing reflective vests and picking-up trash along the interstate with poles and bags]
Lucy Bobby : I don't know. How many more times are you gonna toss me the radio while I'm in the bathtub?
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Ricky Bobby : I get emotional. You guys are workin' so hard, and I'm just so proud of you. You remind me of me, precocious and full of wonderment.
Cal Naughton, Jr. : I tell you what, Ricky, you are truly blessed. These two are two in a million, just like Carley's ta-tas. You won't find another rack like that, I guarantee it.
Carley Bobby : Thank you, Cal.
Walker : That's real sweet of you, Cal.
Ricky Bobby : Cal, that's a real nice sentiment. That's about one of the nicest things you ever said.
Cal Naughton, Jr. : Well, I mean it.
Carley Bobby : Stop it, gonna make me cry.
Cal Naughton, Jr. : Comes from the heart.
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Walker : My friends and I skipped school and we filled up a cup of pee and tried to get our neighbor's dog to drink it. But he wouldn't.
