Hot Fuzz (2007)
Rafe Spall: DC Andy Cartwright
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Quotes
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DS Andy Wainwright : You do know there are more guns in the country than there are in the city.
DS Andy Cartwright : Everyone and their mums is packin' round here!
Nicholas Angel : Like who?
DS Andy Wainwright : Farmers.
Nicholas Angel : Who else?
DS Andy Cartwright : Farmers' mums.
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DS Andy Cartwright : You wanna be a big cop in a small town? Fuck off up the model village.
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[at the scene of Leslie Tiller's death]
Sergeant Tony Fisher : Hang about, hang about... you're saying this wasn't an accident?
[Angel grimaces and drops money into the swear box]
Nicholas Angel : Leslie Tiller was FUCKING murdered!
DS Andy Cartwright : Just like Tim Messenger?
Nicholas Angel : Yes!
DS Andy Wainwright : George Merchant?
Nicholas Angel : Yes!
DS Andy Cartwright : And Eve Draper?
Nicholas Angel : Yes!
DS Andy Wainwright : Martin Blower?
Nicholas Angel : No, actually.
DS Andy Cartwright : Really?
Nicholas Angel : [shouts] 'COURSE HE FUCKING WAS!
[Danny drops a coin into the swear box]
Nicholas Angel : Thank you, Danny!
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Nicholas Angel : I didn't mean to upset the apple cart.
DS Andy Cartwright : Oh yeah, cause we all sell apples 'round here, don't we?
Danny Butterman : Your dad sells apples, Andy.
DS Andy Cartwright : And raspberries.
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Nicholas Angel : In the meantime, why don't you check out a few of Martin Blower's clients?
DS Andy Wainwright : Martin Blower represents damn near most of the village. Do you want us to go through the whole phone book?
DS Andy Cartwright : Yeah, we'll put a call in to Aaron A. Aaronson, shall we?
Nicholas Angel : Please, don't be childish. At least consider interviewing the widow. Martin Blower was clearly having an affair with Eve Draper.
DS Andy Wainwright : Ohh, and how did you establish that?
Danny Butterman : [pounds table] 'Cause we sat through three hours of so-called acting last night, and the kiss was the only convincing moment in it.
DS Andy Wainwright : All right, pipe down, biggun'.
DS Andy Cartwright : Here, what else you got, Crockett and Tubby?
Nicholas Angel : Skid marks.
DS Andy Wainwright : Now who's being childish?
Nicholas Angel : There were no skid marks at the scene! Doesn't it seem a little strange that Martin Blower would lose control of his car and not think to apply the brakes?